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(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having . with a picnic table.

 

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having . with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

 

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have ..

 

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

 

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have . with the table," Johnson says.

 

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

 

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

 

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

 

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

 

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

 

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

 

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

 

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LOL?! Where do you americans always dig out these ridiculously hilarious stories?! :lol:

It is in the news in Ohio...

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Must of been one hot table ;)

 

or really lonely...!

Can't say I have ever heard of a Table Fetish.

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Wow, there are so many things wrong in that article!!!!!

 

1. It makes the rest of sane Ohioans look like were crazy.

2. It's a felony because it happened close to a school? What is the minimum distance one can have . with a table in regards to a school? I have never heard such a thing with distance.

3. Its a felony because minors could see nudity? What the hell, how do pornographic sites on the net get away with, the national geographic magazine etc...

4. The neighbor saying zero tolerance? Because having . with a table is normal!?!?!?!?

5. The neighbors were upset he was released on his own recognizance, because he can just do it again. I am sure he can find quite a few places in jail.

6. My favorite one.... THE NEIGHBORS ACTUALLY TAPPED IT!!!!!! ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS!!!!! WTH!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Oh my gosh, people are crazy.

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