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No offense, but I don't believe you. I guess it's just one of those things I can't imagine...lol

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I'm not dead yet...

 

Are you SURE? Zombie Syndrome can be a subtle condition. :blink:

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One of the guys I work with claims to sleep less than 2 hours a day 5 days a week.

A guy that was in my clan a couple of years ago claimed to never sleep more than an hour a night if that. he said in a week he got three hours. I told him that he was lying or insane but he insisted it was true. He said that when he was a baby he was always going to the hospital because of it or something related to it.

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No offense, but I don't believe you. I guess it's just one of those things I can't imagine...lol
What do you get like 9 hours of sleep? :lol: /\/008... j/k

Try it, get less and less sleep every day for a year and intake as much caffeine as I do and you will then function on less than 4 hours of sleep as you did on 10...

 

Are you SURE? Zombie Syndrome can be a subtle condition. :blink:
Well, I do get the odd craving for cranial fluids every once and a while...

 

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What do you get like 9 hours of sleep? :lol: /\/008... j/k

I get between 5 and 8 ... Can you give me a multi-step program to only require 4?

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I get between 5 and 8 ... Can you give me a multi-step program to only require 4?
I'll try... :P
  • Drink Excessive amounts of caffeine infused drinks.
  • Successively cut your "awake" time by 30 minutes every other week.
  • Only go to bed when you are tired , and NO "OMG I yawned, I must sleep" doesn't mean your tired, I'm talking blurry vision and dry eyes kind of tired.

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There's a guy who hasn't slept in like 30 years. I saw it on Ripley's, he just meditates for like 8 hours a night.

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By the way, the less sleep you get = the fatter you are:

 

Less sleep makes you want to eat more and digest slower, so you get a lot fatter with less sleep....lol

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By the way, the less sleep you get = the fatter you are:

 

Less sleep makes you want to eat more and digest slower, so you get a lot fatter with less sleep....lol

Statistics suck...

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By the way, the less sleep you get = the fatter you are:

 

Less sleep makes you want to eat more and digest slower, so you get a lot fatter with less sleep....lol

 

Why am I so skinny when I get roughly 5 hours of sleep per night?

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Why am I so skinny when I get roughly 5 hours of sleep per night?

Statistics say YOU ARE FAT, its just those carnival mirrors that you keep looking into... :D

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Caffeine Inhaler

 

Drink/Food Caffeine Content

12oz Can of Coke ................34mg

12oz Can of Mt. Dew ............37mg

12oz of Jolt Cola ...................78mg

10oz Bottle of Bawls ....................80mg

8oz of Brewed Coffee ...............70-120mg

One breath of Buzzaire ..................150mg

Edited by The Unforgivin

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