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Nails, staples, and glue. Now.

 

Heat the chip-set to exactly 122.456732109 degrees F.

 

Now, take a soldering iron and melt the staple between it. Use the tip of the nail to smooth it out.

 

Now, cool it down to 112 degrees F, and seal it with some just above room temperature wood glue. Let everything set.

 

Now, take a hammer and a spike, be sure to drill a large hole, and dig a pit in your back yard. fill with 1.5 inches of dry leaves and 1 fluid oz of lighter fluid. Place the motherboard in the pit and secure it with the spike. Douse it in exactly 5 mL lighter fluid and .5 inch layer of leaved.

 

Take a lighter that can stay on without you hold it, drop it in and RUN.

 

Let it burn as long as it wants to.

 

Afterwards, take the remains and bury them.

 

+1 nerdyness if you burned it so much there is nothing to be buried.

 

:ph34r:

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