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Okay, so a few years ago I saw Shakira's performance at some awards show and thought it was god awful. She couldn't sing for crap, and all she did was move her hips around.

 

So I hadn't seen her perform again until just now (as far as I can remember). She was the musical guest on SNL tonight and OMG is she AWFUL! She really has no chemistry with the camera at all. She can't sing and she can't dance and she can't work the camera.

 

I didn't think I'd EVER say it, but I think I may have found someone who's actually worse than Twitney. shiver

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Luckily my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them... with mountains.

 

You're right, she can't sing/dance/act/live for squat.

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Who really cares? You think she won those awards because she can sing and dance?... HECK NO, she won em because shes freakin hot :P

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Luckily my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them... with mountains.

 

You're right, she can't sing/dance/act/live for squat.

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yeah, that has to be one of the worst lines ever written

 

Who really cares? You think she won those awards because she can sing and dance?... HECK NO, she won em because shes freakin hot :P

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um, she's got a 12 yr old face on a stripper's body. not my cup o' tea.

 

dude, i like, just watched that .. and i thought the exact same thing!

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one horrified by that performance. lol.

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it was a good snl tho, only say from about 12 10 on tho..

 

lol, you are just going through a stage in your half hot dog, half boy life where your body starts changing, your skin starts turning greasy, you develop a bun..

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for a latina and her first language isnt english she does well.

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it was a good snl tho, only say from about 12 10 on tho..

 

lol, you are just going through a stage in your half hot dog, half boy life where your body starts changing, your skin starts turning greasy, you develop a bun..

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yeah, it was a surprisingly good SNL. alec baldwin is always pretty good on the show.

 

for a latina and her first language isnt english she does well.

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alright, but that doesn't explain her movements

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if you think her singing is horrible just wait till early 06 when the paris hilton's CD comes out... they were playing some of it on the radio the other day... of course making fun of it on Drew and Mike... god it's worse than a dog after it's been hit by a buick!

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if you think her singing is horrible just wait till early 06 when the paris hilton's CD comes out...    god it's worse than a dog after it's been hit by a buick!

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wow, better then i thought it would be then.... :bah:

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if you think her singing is horrible just wait till early 06 when the paris hilton's CD comes out...  they were playing some of it on the radio the other day...  of course making fun of it on Drew and Mike...  god it's worse than a dog after it's been hit by a buick!

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lol. well at least paris i like. shakira's never showed me anything to like...it was either her music or nothing.

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