Psywar Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 I was sufin on the net and I seen this page: I read it all.. I loved it, and I decided this one: Mister Angry, and The Mighty Stephen Hawking: Best suit me at a lanparty.. though I dont go home crying.. and I put on the lanpartys, so people do want me there.. or so I hope Now I have one friend who is.. The Invisible Man Vers. 1.0 10fps AWPenis licker Mistar PEEPERS THE PORN KING yeah I think that about covers it.. Check it out here: http://lotl.cc/humor/lanpeople.php I know one thing.. after a few days were all B.O. Kings lol.. thats just something you cant get around So Who are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxrider623 Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 that was funny The CPL God: The inevitable one guy who shows up at every LAN party, who obviously spends 24/7 playing these types of games, because he knows the exact curvature of the surface in Tribes to keep him going while never running out of jetpack, he knows every map in Quake by heart and knows how to get from his base to yours and back in 15 seconds or less, without being seen and without taking any damage. He also knows the exact spawn time and location of every weapon and item on the board. In CS, if he's a counter-terrorist, he knows the location of each hostage and the most efficient way to rescue them, or knows all the entry points for the opposing team if he's a terrorist. Characteristics: BINK BINK. You will die within 10 seconds of starting the fight. He will kill everyone on your team systematically. You'll look at the score and his score will at LEAST triple the closest person to him. THAT WOULD BE ME!!! NO, SERIOUSLY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbull Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 Mr. .: Everything, literally EVERYTHING is "." to him. Someone shoots him: "That's so .." He dies: ".!!!" Someone grabs the flag before he does: "OMG YOU FAG!!!" The worst is when something actually particularly lame happens to him, like he has the flag and is just about to return it, but gets lag a split second before and then gets sniped during that time, so the win doesn't register: "OH MY GOD... THAT WAS SO...crapING....!!!!!!!!!" Then will rant incessantly on how incredible . what just happened was. Characteristics: Everything is . to him. You're ., your computer is ., the network is ., the game is ., and everything that happens in the game is utterly, horribly .. ROFL that's classic, they covered all of them. It's the Mr. gays that are the most annoying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepGC96ZJ Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 Thats some funny crap-ola mang.. Eeek hope that word was not to bad. That is so tryue though... You will always have some of those guys. LOL Jeep Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinal Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 thats funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticaFLM Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 The dream crusher....lol...j/k d3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psywar Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxrider623 Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 Mr. .: Everything, literally EVERYTHING is "." to him. Someone shoots him: "That's so .." He dies: ".!!!" Someone grabs the flag before he does: "OMG YOU FAG!!!" The worst is when something actually particularly lame happens to him, like he has the flag and is just about to return it, but gets lag a split second before and then gets sniped during that time, so the win doesn't register: "OH MY GOD... THAT WAS SO...crapING....!!!!!!!!!" Then will rant incessantly on how incredible . what just happened was. Characteristics: Everything is . to him. You're ., your computer is ., the network is ., the game is ., and everything that happens in the game is utterly, horribly .. okay its . to say that everything is .! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aliencam Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 I know a Mr. ., well actualy more like Mr. Fag, everyone is a fag, unless they are doing something ., then they are a . fag... and I know a sailor w/ touretes. I am part loler, part 10fps, part cpl god. My comp sucks, I memorise everything, and I use aberivations a lot. THEY are coming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead009 Posted February 28, 2003 Posted February 28, 2003 (edited) i know sever of them, i have a Audiophile who come to my games, using a variety of spliters and about a mile of wiring he has a 13.4 surround sound set up (ill take pictures next game) i would concider myself the Professional/CPL God and thats only because all i do all day long is play 1942 Edited February 28, 2003 by smeghead009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishop245 Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 i am the NOOB i have never been to a lan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxrider623 Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 i would concider myself the Professional/CPL God and thats only because all i do all day long is play 1942 what server do you usually play in because thats all i do all day too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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