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"Don't interrupt the cycle. The machine is working. It knows what it's doing. Just let it finish."

"You're going to overdry it."

"You can't overdry."

"Why not?"

"The same reason you can't overwet."

- Jerry and George, in "Good News, Bad News"


"I never thought I'd fail at failing."

"Oh come on now."

"I can't do anything wrong."

"Nonsense. You do everything wrong."



"You really think so?"

"Absolutely! I have no confidence in you."

"Alright. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again."

"That's the spirit! You suck!"

- George and Jerry, in "The Millennium"


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