Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Kamikaze_Badger

Lawsuit Filed Against God

Recommended Posts

the one I rememeber was some woman sued McDonalds because her kids were fat. She had fed them McDonalds at least once a day their entire life, and wondered why they were fat? hahahaha DUH STUPID! lol

there are 2 i remember one is from when a lady went in and bought 100 kids meals for the little beanie babys in side and they told her no so she sued them, and the other is when a person sued them for there coffe being to hot.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hahahahhahaaha!........can it get any more pathetic?...........If he thought getting struck by lighting 3 times was bad, wait till God advances this idiot's reservation in Hell lol...j/k..........seriously though are people reall this stupid?

 

BTW I am filing a suit against Playboy for giving my wrist carpel tunnel! lol

344159[/snapback]

 

 

I'm sorry for digging up this old thread, but Nerm you almost made me piss my pants when I read that! :lol::lol::lol:

 

BTW, how does one go about sueing the internet.... :blink:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I remember there was a local case here of someone sueing some fast food place because they (the person sueing) spilled coffee on themselves. Guess what? This person won, though I am not sure what they won.

344185[/snapback]

 

 

that was against McDonald's!!!! she won something like $12 million because the wasn't properly warned that the coffee would be HOT.

 

 

but back on subject... this wouldn't suprise me in the least bit. it also brings me to a point I heard the other day.

 

"the end of days has PASSED. due to clerical error we're still there though".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hahahahhahaaha!........can it get any more pathetic?...........If he thought getting struck by lighting 3 times was bad, wait till God advances this idiot's reservation in Hell lol...j/k..........seriously though are people reall this stupid?

 

BTW I am filing a suit against Playboy for giving my wrist carpel tunnel! lol

344159[/snapback]

Yeah nerm, I think that would be one heck of a class action lawsuit there. I'm sure plenty of guys would be involved in that one.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Three times is a lot.. Heck 1 time is a lot... But sueing GOD... Not a good idea..

 

The hot coffee thing is one of the dumbest things I ever herd of. Right up there with suing tobacco companies. We have protective laws against things like that. Can I sue over the price of insulin? :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Lawsuits are just getting crazy in the last decade or so... Anything and everything is being allowed into the courtroom - as long as some nasty money-grubbing lawyer gets a few bucks out of it, it will go to court.

 

Hmmm, you should be sued for being an idiot by "somebody" if you sue:

* A fast food place 'cause you're fat from eating there

* A fast-food place for serving hot coffee without the COFFEE cup having a HOT warning on it (which feels hot in your hand)

* Your parents for 'not raising you right'

*A company because they didn't put the right warning label on their equipment (ex: don't use hair dryer in the shower, sunscreen is for external use only)

*etc

 

Back on track, a lawsuit like this would be the direct result of the brain frying from too much voltage...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm suing Al Gore. The Internet is responsible for the lack of productivity and meaningful relationships in my life. Emotional damages.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Lol, Weekly World News. I love that paper. Who else would dare report that Elvis and Hitler are both alive and they're starting a band?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm sorry for digging up this old thread, but Nerm you almost made me piss my pants when I read that! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

BTW, how does one go about sueing the internet.... :blink:

484338[/snapback]

You cant really sue the internet, as its a free basis construct based on electron transfer

:My impresion of a smart butt with no sence of humor:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Im sueing Bill gates for making an unstable operating system. (Windows Xp for the idiots out there. Hopeing there aren't idiots on the occ otherwise the ididots r invading... :lol: ) Good idea eh bill prolly would win tho.

-Back on topic- Course wat if that case somehow made it to the supreme court and god made an appererence. Guess ppl would be awe struck then. :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×