Women Are Evil

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we wouldn't have to make half as much money without women taking it.

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While that may apply to some women, I can assure to you right now that Emily isn't pure evil... sometimes... in her writing, she is... wait...

Nevermind, the equation proves true once again !

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I made that up, on my own, in 6th grade, at lunch, or something similar to that anyway. This is what I can remember vaguely:

Women are evil.

Money is the root of all evil..

Women need money.

Therefore, since women need money, they are evil.

Hey, that was in sixth grade, scho schut teh foodge oop!

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it's funny how Once you cut off a women's money they dont like you any more

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If a woman uses all your money she doesn't care about you, as you should only stay with em if its worth it to you, (hint hint hump) .

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Boys are so silly. They forget the fundamentals of math.

whereas,

friends = activities

activities = -money

women = friends + benefits

therefore, let it be resolved,

women > friends in that friends = -money while women = -money + benefits

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ha ha, well put... well put indeed! So, this proof concluded that women are better than frineds... due to certain perks of the benefitting persuasion.

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ha ha, well put... well put indeed! So, this proof concluded that women are better than frineds... due to certain perks of the benefitting persuasion.

lol Ya

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doesn't that make all women prostitutes? as they take all our money.

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Hardly, girls don't charge. Boys willing reduces their funds for girls. If you offered money to your friends they would take it, if you offered money to a complete stranger they would take it too.

Consequently, bc Money is universal and can/will be spent by anyone you give it to. You cannot conclude women are prostitues unless you were to also conclude that anyone who takes your money is a prostitute... ie your hardware supplier, bawls producer, plumber, etc.

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if i was just giving money away yes. but they were suggesting that women took money in return for favours.

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