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Back from vacation, and this is what I find. Mankey, you're scaring everyone. Bad Mankey!

 

I'm the "someone" he knows. I can assure you he was not drunk or on drugs or anything. Mankey is just high on life, or something like that.

 

The concept of "Clock Club, where they tell time... ALL THE TIME" is from an e-mail conversation we had a while back. Just smile and nod at that one.

I take it your the "secret" person that he knows?

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with everyone thinking I was serious with what I was writing... that was BOSS!!!

:lol: .. The only people I know who use the word boss in that context are from Wales.. WALES I tell you... man that made me laugh.

 

On a side note.. welcome to er.. clock club (er 'yeah'). Don't step out of line or I may have to rap your . into the ground (everyone knows that guns don't kill people, rappers do... right?)

 

The beans are bubbling and the tents on fire!

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:lol: .. The only people I know who use the word boss in that context are from Wales.. WALES I tell you... man that made me laugh.

"Boss" was a cool thing to say here in the states back in the 60's. Man, that's boss! ...um, that's what I heard, anyway...

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from manchester!? nooooo! (only jkn, i hear manc is cool...what can i say-i'll be in merseyside in 4 weeks...lol)

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some secret, eh?

Yes... that was top secret.

 

I can assure you Mankey is not from Wales, or the 60s either.

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i noticed...you're from the big chunk of land in the west....which means ur pal must be too....hmm....the theory of jammin is broken! what are we to do!?

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I prefer to call Wales something a little closer to "saskatchewan" that would make more sense to me. As far as me being from the 60's? Yes. Yes I am. I am 45 and I like John Cena and strange hippie words.... that sounds exactly like me... I mean IS me.... I wonder how long this topic will stay open now that I am indeed a drunk crackhead from Wales that is 45 and says weird things.... ut oh here is a story coming on....

 

...So there was an old man who liked to ride his shiney new red bike, so much infact that he rode it everyday to the local "grocers" as he liked to call it. he shined up his new bike extra shiney today, becaue there was a sale on cabbage, and boy did he like cabbage. So on this way to the store, with his bags in hand and his mind racing of what kind of cabbage they would have today he saw a liitle penguin walking around smiling...the old man thought "ah a few extra minutes to pet this lovely penguin couldn't hurt" so he stopped and put up his kickstand and walked over to the penguin and said "hello friend" then the penguin bites his hand as hard as he has ever felt pain, the old man yelps out his warcry and begins to bite his own hand... the penguin walks away at this point.... and the old man walks north (as he was alway taught to do in a crisis) but forgets his bike, so on his 3 step journey back to his shiney red bicycle he notices something shiney on the ground as well. "a nickel" he proclaims with great speed and accuracy. Then all of a sudden he sees the penguin AND HIS BICYCLE.... this angers the old man and he lets out 4 short yelps like a camel in heat, this only angers the penguin and he pulls out a spoon with "the spoon is family" written on the side in jiffy marker, at first the old man laughs at the stupid penguin, but then just as suddenly the old man now knows he might have met his match, and darts towards the bike with arms swinging like a windmill. the penguin makes its penguin noise and jumps off with the spoon in hand and begins singing X-mas carols. The old man, bewildered begins walking south by mistake right into oncoming danger... a GOAT!!!! the goat bleets at him and the old man shakes it's hand. The goat knows the score and runs at the penguin with such speed and recklessness the old man had never seen in all his days and laughs. this causes the goat to get off course and runs into a small child by the name of Winston. Winston doesn't appreciate such things and throws the goat at the penguin, causing such a great explosion that the old mans bike is melted. So, after this happens, and the old man stopped crying over his tragic loss, they go to the local "grocers" and pick up some cabbage and limabean soda (Winstons favorite). At this point you'll never believe what the old man saw.....

 

.....Until next time ladies and gentlemen

 

NINJA OUT!!!!

 

:ph34r:

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