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#73 Onion

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:48 PM

 

 

I'm curious what you guys do in these scenarios though the girls (ok, girl) of the forum can chime in if she wants to.

 

 

Okay, I read it...but nothing to say :P 

 

There really should be another female around here...

 

Fogel could tell her about OCC and then... :teehee:

 

 

And then she'd by terrified when she sees your comments in this thread and ditch him and OCC. 


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:54 PM

It's ok I'll be his Wingman.... then he'd get more ass than a toilet seat ;) :)

 

Hey look at the bright side... if you get with the Deli-Chick and you ask for a sandwich she aint got an excuse not to make you one lol


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:57 PM

sudo make me a sandwich!



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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:11 PM

sudo make me a sandwich!

 

Hmmmmm.....A Panda sandwich......... not sure if Waco would approve.  :woot:


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:15 PM

 

 

 

I'm curious what you guys do in these scenarios though the girls (ok, girl) of the forum can chime in if she wants to.
 


Okay, I read it...but nothing to say :P

There really should be another female around here...

 
 

 

Fogel could tell her about OCC and then... :teehee:

 
 

 


And then she'd by terrified when she sees your comments in this thread and ditch him and OCC.

 
 

 

Yeah but it's a win-win then since it'd get her off his back or we'd be one female greater and he'd have found his soulmate :lol:

It's ok I'll be his Wingman.... then he'd get more ass than a toilet seat ;) :)

Hey look at the bright side... if you get with the Deli-Chick and you ask for a sandwich she aint got an excuse not to make you one lol

He doesn't want the kind of dirty ass that toilet seats often frequent...that's why this thread was born! :P


Edited by IVIYTH0S, 08 April 2013 - 06:16 PM.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:32 PM

LOL you totally missed the Pun........


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:43 PM

LOL you totally missed the Pun........

It was so well delivered too it saddens me  :(



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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:45 PM

LOL you totally missed the Pun........

What how he's going to be served footlongs by his twilight friend? lol


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:56 PM

sudo make me a sandwich!


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I thought girls didn't run Linux, most commands don't work :(

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 03:33 AM



sudo make me a sandwich!

:lol:

I thought girls didn't run Linux, most commands don't work :(
I run Linux so they work on me. I think that's all she cares about. :tongue:

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 08:16 AM

 

sudo make me a sandwich!


:lol:

I thought girls didn't run Linux, most commands don't work :(

 

Just be careful you don't try it on a fat chick

 

sumo make me a sandwich!


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Posted 09 April 2013 - 09:38 AM

There really should be another female around here...

 

 

Trick will be to find another female with interests in PCs along with your patience, which is like that of Buddha.

 

 

hey Fogel just to set the record straight...

 

I am VERY selective... mostly let the woman select... but the ones I;ve selected...LOL you know

 

but they are quite a few that didnt make the cut that would have but I wouldnt... I've NEVER drank a girl prettier or.... I definitely have a "Type" as you say and I havent ever dated out of it...

 

 

 

It's ok I'll be his Wingman.... then he'd get more ass than a toilet seat ;) :)

 

Hey look at the bright side... if you get with the Deli-Chick and you ask for a sandwich she aint got an excuse not to make you one lol

 

Ok, which post is the real you, the one above or this one?   The wife above and this one, you?  :rofl:

 

 

sudo make me a sandwich!

 

Aww, that's where the patience comes from.  It obeys commands!

 

 

I run Linux so they work on me. I think that's all she cares about. :tongue:

 

 

sudo su - ./services makefogelasammich

 

 

sumo make me a sandwich!

 

lol only you ...though that probably is how most non-techy girls would hear that.   DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SUMO?!