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Create a remote-controlled zombie cyborg. It's a zombie, so other zombies won't attack it.

 

Why not just get a zombie suit? Same result as the cyborg but cheaper. Plus you could get revenge on people you don't like and they'll just think it's a regular zombie attack.

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Create a remote-controlled zombie cyborg. It's a zombie, so other zombies won't attack it. Connect a visor to it where it sees a human in it (think a carrot attached to a stick on a horse), so you can make it turn. Attach a vest to it with two long blades and a rotor, so you can make the zombie twist rapidly whenever you want, thus cutting other zombies in half with the blades.
Fuel/power.

 

Zombie repellent spray.
Obviously this is fantasy we're talking about here but zombies are running on the very basic animalic instincts to function, rudimentary visual aspects and increased motor ability maybe.

 

What would repel a zombie?

 

 

Building a robot seems overly complicated.

+1

 

 

Building a robot seems overly complicated. I'm just going to the Winchester.

After you kill your step-father? :lol:
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Reference to a zombie movie Shaun of the Dead.

 

 

 

 

Are you drunk? :unsure:

Some of the best ideas ever were thought up while intoxicated, in fact the constitution of the United States was largely thought of/written while under the influence.

 

 

That was a good movie.
I didn't like it all that much, it was fun I guess but could've been better.

 

 

 

 

/AmIEverHappy?

 

:P

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Why not just get a zombie suit? Same result as the cyborg but cheaper. Plus you could get revenge on people you don't like and they'll just think it's a regular zombie attack.

Bad idea if humans really think you're a zombie and they have a gun (Bill Murray from Zombieland, remember?)... ;)

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1st step: Identify what kind of zombie it is. There are many different forms of zombies. Anything from the really human looking, but super slow and super stupid to the decaying super soldier.

 

2nd step: Prepare. Asses the situation and find a weapon that fits the situation. Surviving a zombie apocalypse is a marathon, not a sprint, so no need wasting bullet ammo when the zombies can only move at 1 mile an hour. A sword, preferably a rapier due to its light weight and easy to use nature is usually best for most zombie hoards. The gun of choice should be something like a commando if you absolutley need one. You need something with precision to hit the head. A spray and prey weapon like a sub machine gun would not be effective, since it would waste more ammunition due to the kick back, and the worst wold be a shot gun. The amount that you have to reload a shot gun as apposed to an assault rifle is too great to risk. The more you have to sit back and reload your gun, the less attention you are giving to the zombies, the more risk you have of making a mistake.

 

3rd step: Think outside the box. Zombies are attracted to sound and the smell of flesh. Do not be afraid to attach small dead animals or pieces of meat to some booby traps. A small bunny attached to a grenade might be sad, but it will distract larger hoards and cause a lot of damage to aid those quick escapes.

 

4th step: Decide on how any you want to kill. Are you going to be a hero and kill them all? Or are you only going to kill as many as you need as you move towards a human camp? When you decide on what your goal is for killing zombies, work smarter not harder. If you kill a lot, then kill in larger hoards. A piece of meat with a little sound device in a 5 story building window with a fan blowing the smell down wind will attract a ton of zombies. Make sure you attach explosives to the buildings supports and wait for as many zombies as you can to fill the building. Sit back relax and blow the building up. This will kill far more zombies with less work to you than if you were to run around killing each one by hand. If you only kill as many as you need to to get to a human camp, then understand two things. 1: shelter is ALWAYS over rated and generally if the zombies are hungry enough they WILL find a way in, and 2: Always be on the move. You don't want to let zombies surround you and cause you trouble. Finding something like an armored vehicle and keeping a healthy supply of fuel with you will insure that you will stay that much safer, and bring you that much closer to being over with the night mare.

 

5th step: Zombies can't swim. Whenever possible head for water and set up camp on small islands. You have the best chance of finding non zombie humans on islands due to the fact that zombie pandemic probably started on the mainland, and enough people tour to islands to have a small population zombie free. Another idea would be to commender a sail boat. Sail boats are slow, but the don't require any gasoline. This means that you can spend more time away from the zombie infested docks as you travel to find a human camp.

 

6th step: Water+Food= survival. Just because it might be easy to find food and water withing the first 36 hours doesn't mean it will stay that way. In such an event, the power is most likely to go out. This means that food in refrigerators, grocery stores, and mini marts will rot very quickly. Water is only filtered and safe to drink when you find it in a bottle that is sealed. DO NOT DRINK ANY OTHER WATER THAN SEALED WATER PRIOR TO THE ZOMBIE PANDEMIC. The pathogen that might have given birth to the zombies could be water born. Better safe than sorry right? The three types of food you should ALWAYS carry with you would be a few boxes of oat meal, canned chicken, and some type of canned fruit. The oat meal is light weight, and you can carry it in bulk. To some, it might not be the most tasteful of things, but it will keep you full for hours. Canned meats are risky since they are heavy and don't contain a lot of food, but since you are constantly straining your muscles as you are on the run, you body will need protein to help with the construction of new muscle which will make you faster and stronger. Even though it is only a tiny boost, every little bit helps. I say canned fruit instead of vegetables because unlike vegetables, fruit accomplishes two things. 1: health. You have to keep your immune system up. The sick die. 2: it will more than likely contain sugar of some nature. This will keep energy levels up. Lastly, do not think that you will find all this stuff by raiding a grocery store. More than likely 3000000 people raided the place when they heard on the news that there were zombies afoot in the early stages. Water and food are going to be a precious commodity, so stock up whenever wherever.

 

7th step: Fortify and defend. Just because people don't believe in future proofing their PC builds, doesn't mean there isn't such a thing a zombie proofing. For instance, wear leather coats or tench coats. It is a lot easier for a zombie to sneak up and bit your exposed flesh than it would be for it to bite through leather ;) . Same thing with cars, shelter, and weapons. Something as simple as adding a wedge to a car will make it that much more effective to push zombies out of the way.

 

8th step: As always, good zombie hunting can be related to fighting Christmas noobs in FPS games. They are going to be everywhere, they aren't going to follow the normal tactics of the map, and you can slaughter them like cows. So don't think like "if I were a zombie?" because you aren't. Cover all sides of you and don't be afraid to make ballsy decision when you need to. Don't be cocky either because that is when you let yourself get out in the open and give zombies a chance to flank you.

 

Step 9: Good hunting my friends :evilgrin:

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Some of the best ideas ever were thought up while intoxicated, in fact the constitution of the United States was largely thought of/written while under the influence.

Apparently Congress doesn't feel it was such a great idea as they're going about dismantling the Constitution right now. :lol:

 

Anyway, back to the topic, can we get a definition of zombie for this? There are way too many kinds of zombies out there to say there is a sure way of dealing with them.

 

Until we have a definition, here's my plan.

 

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Bad idea if humans really think you're a zombie and they have a gun (Bill Murray from Zombieland, remember?)... ;)

Point taken.

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