cdoggown Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/30/guy-chokes-a-kid-after-being-made-fun-of-in-black-ops-were/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coors Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Can't go to the link atm at work. But i'm picturing Homer choking Bart..."WHY YOU LITTLE...!!!" "..AGH..AGH..AGH" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdoggown Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) We read in horror today the story of Mark Bradford, a 46-year-old, jobless father of three from Plymouth, Devon (UK). After being killed and then taunted by a 13-year-old opponent in Call of Duty: Black Ops, Bradford tracked down his teenage opponent (in real life) and proceeded to mercilessly choke him. The attack was luckily thwarted by the teen's mother and Bradford later admitted to one count of assault. It's a grim story, and simply inexcusable. A grown man attacking a child like this turns our stomachs and should turn the stomach of any responsible, caring human. This is the end of our post on the matter, and it in no way continues after the break. ...OK, they're gone. Sorry, we can't be too careful and our bosses never read after the jump. Here's our real post. We need to first apologize about what we said about Mark Bradford, because Mark Bradford is mother-.ing Batman. Listen to this quote from him: "I'd been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it." Ever felt that way about some wretched, homophobic kid who has nothing better to do than play video games, eat barbeque potato chips and taunt employed people? Yeah, so has everybody. But only Mark Bradford had the sheer will and determination to find this punk's address, get in his car and pour that little butthole a refreshing Choke-a-Cola. We hope shi__head kids tell stories in hushed whispers about Mark Bradford. "No, no, he came for my friend Danny! He teabagged him like 40 times and like 30 minutes later, an eight-foot-tall guy in a trench coat shows up and made him eat 40 literal tea bags ... at gunpoint. It's true!" To Mark Bradford: We know you're going to catch some flak from people who've never suffered in the way you were forced to, but know that we're preparing a banquet in your honor when you get out of the clink. To the kid who we hope now permanently talks with a rasp: When you act like a sh__head to someone twice your size, they may try to kill you. Welcome to the last 2.5 million years of human evolution. [Editor's note: The above is clearly a work of satire, most obviously denoted by its support of a 46-year-old man who choked a 13-year-old child – that sort of gives it away – but also thanks to comedic cues like "Choke-a-Cola." While it may not have hit the comedic high-water mark of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, we won't stop working until we get there. – C.G.] Edited September 30, 2011 by cdoggown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhenKittensATK Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 I wonder how he even found the address. People saying shame on the 46 year old, should be shaming the teenager. You keep poking a bear, its going to attack you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonerboy779 Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 I wonder how he even found the address. People saying shame on the 46 year old, should be shaming the teenager. You keep poking a bear, its going to attack you. IP adresses probably This whole thing is riddiculous though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sack_patrol Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 rage noob? both of them should uninstall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeseMan42 Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 I want to do this all the time. And then I remember I am playing a game and just keep playing it instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rourkchris Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Messed with the bull and got the horns, too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivalary Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Yeah, I think the 46 year old needs to.. uh... grow up? But I don't feel any sympathy for the kid either. I think it was a good lesson for him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCrYsIs Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 I was threatened once in MW2. He found I was living in the same town and was going to come to my house and kill me. You never think it is possible but you always have to be on guard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdoggown Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 I was threatened once in MW2. He found I was living in the same town and was going to come to my house and kill me. You never think it is possible but you always have to be on guard. You must have been talking some serious garbage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathmineral Posted October 3, 2011 Posted October 3, 2011 That's why I play minecraft, none of those silly trash talkers and hotheads around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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