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What's the difference between an orange?

 

A tricycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

 

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What's the difference between an orange?

 

A tricycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

 

 

Totally made me lol :thumbsup:

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My wife and I had been married for almost five years and our wedding anniversary was approaching. A couple of days before our anniversary I asked her what she wanted for a gift, and she replied "something that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds".

 

So I bought her a scale.........

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A white horse walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar, where the barman swiftly says "Oh, we have a drink named after you!"

 

To which the horse replies "What, Eric?"

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