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Kinda bored here, but just wondering if anyone has heard just a stupid joke but couldn't stop themselves from laughing at it? I'll give an example of a joke I know is horrible, but as I am typing this I can't help but laugh.

 

Two muffins were baking in an oven.

The first muffin turns to the second and says "Holy cow, it's hot in here!"

The second turns to the first and says "Holy cow! A talking muffin!"

 

What are the dumb jokes you've heard that you just can't help yourself from laughing at?

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Q: Why did the kid fall off of his bike?

 

 

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

 

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Three friends go off to war (Dave, Bryan, and Scott) and are captured by the enemy. They line them up in front of a firing squad and the officer says you can each say a last word before you die.

 

Scott says "Tornando"

 

All the enemy soldiers look back into the field to see the tornando and Scott ran off to safety.

 

The officer goes "That was clever, next"

 

Bryan says "Flash Flood"

 

All the soldiers look back at the river afraid for their lives and Bryan runs off to safety.

 

The officer says "Well Dave it is only fair that I give you a last word even though the other two took advantage"

 

Dave says "FIRE!!!"

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"What did the baby corn say to mama corn?"

Where is pop corn?

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

:pfp:

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Three men walk into a bar........ You'd expect the other two to learn from the first right? :whistling:

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Apparently David Hasselhoff is changing his name to simply 'David Hoff'. Why? Because he can't be bothered with the hassel.

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A Jelly Baby goes to the doctor because he is worried he has caught something nasty. The doctor says, "Don't be stupid, you're a Jelly Baby. How can you catch anything?" "I sleep with Allsorts," the Jelly Baby replies

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who came into his office wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

 

I can clearly see you're nuts!

 

 

What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?

 

Both crews were MAROONED!

 

 

Why did the cookie cry?

 

Because his mother was a wafer so long!

 

 

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

 

Because they kept dropping their trunks!

 

 

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

 

Dam.

 

 

Okay, back to work.

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