Rokkaholik Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Why? A Shocking Way To Die Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onion Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 "Devoured the man's bowels." Lol, pwnt? That's why I don't get completely hammered anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
molotovdaskwerl Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 some might say, that his life has been...pooped on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAINuKe Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 "Devoured the man's bowels." Lol, pwnt? That's why I don't get completely hammered anymore. "Anymore" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joel.monteiro Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Did the eel die? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbaxm2 Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 I don't think the problem was the getting hammered but more that he hung out with people that would find it funny to stick something in his but. lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaT Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Must've been one hardcore eel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHippi Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Somewhere in the world a Gerbil laughs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Seriously, drunk or no, how do you not wake up when your guts are being eaten? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krieg1337 Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 I wonder what would have happened had the guy taken a . with that eel(If it just got inserted). That woulda been one nasty day for that eel, instead it was a nasty day for the guy. Maybe the pain was too much for him to wake up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
feetfats Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) I wonder what would have happened had the guy taken a . with that eel(If it just got inserted). That woulda been one nasty day for that eel, instead it was a nasty day for the guy. Maybe the pain was too much for him to wake up? Alot to be said for not hanging out with people that you aren't 100% sure won't put stuff in your A$$ when you are passed out. Definitely a top priority on my checklist when making friends. Edited April 30, 2010 by feetfats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onion Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 Alot to be said for not hanging out with people that you aren't 100% sure won't put stuff in your A$$ when you are passed out. Definitely a top priority on my checklist when making friends. Speaking of which, I heard that back home some kids I knew got drunk with this other kid. The new kid passed out and woke up with a bunch of mini carrots in his butt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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