Kingfisher Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 (edited) I thought I'd share this with the forum. SAD NEWS ... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift. Edited February 13, 2009 by Kingfisher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClayMeow Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 lol, nice find Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3bruts1d Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC10281982B Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINDSCI Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 Laughing so hard I'm CRYING!!! :lol: Definitely going to forward it along to Family & Friends! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marne_Aeok Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 l337 thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrewr05 Posted February 13, 2009 Posted February 13, 2009 lmao @ "3:50 for about 20 minutes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 The real story... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3bruts1d Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 lol Phil... hadn't seen that pic in ages... always love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINDSCI Posted February 14, 2009 Posted February 14, 2009 Awesome Phil! Now I can Attach That Beautiful photo of him along with his Obituary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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