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Apparently the country is going to split into a bunch of different pieces in 2012. Man, I love these wackos, they make life so amusing.

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I didn't say it was going to happen, I was meaning that its bound to happen some time.

 

 

2012, the end of the world as we know it...

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Ah yes, the Mayan calendar. Can't wait till January 2013 :P

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heh

 

 

 

Probably just Y2k all over again, but you never know...

:ph34r:

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It's not even gonna be close to Y2K. It'll be something that we'll see on the Internet but little to no exposure on the mainstream media, much like the Ron Paul "Revolution"

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Somewhere in Texas, a village has regained it's lost idiot...

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Somewhere in Texas, a village has regained it's lost idiot...
*cue notes played on instrument in avatar*

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Well so much for the OU Texas Game.....

 

Hey just one thing.

 

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard,

the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have

an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a

pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the

situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public

Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

 

You know I find this funny but as soon as you did that "Im almost certain" that the strongest of all those mentioned above would be removed due to "Property of the uinited states government". And if you Did atempt to requisition that...... Lets just say HOPEFULLY obama doesnt pull a Bush and go after "Weapons of mass destruction". :rolleyes:

 

All in good fun.. but the original post was HALARIOUS :lol:

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