Half-Life 2: Orange Box giveaway contest!

[Angry_Games]

Ok, so once again, VERY HUGE THANKS to sl1ck, as he gave me a free Orange Box key, and now I am enjoying the hell out of TF2 (haven't even touched Portal or the others yet). Since I already owned HL2 and EP1, Steam told me I could give away those keys to someone else, which I did, and made them extremely happy as well (though not as happy as if it were Portal/TF2 they were getting haha).

 

Ok, so sl1ck, in his ultimate generosity, has instructed me to hold a contest or two (or possibly three) to give away some Orange Box keys.

 

We've discussed it in the Admin section, and instead of going our usual route of making everyone guess a number, Kranky thinks we should have a bit of fun (at my expense...thanks...), and make it a little different this time.

 

 

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RULES:

 

1. Make a top 10 list of why you hate Angry_Games and/or he should be killed.

 

2. Entries are ONE per person, so think carefully before hitting that post button.

 

2a. POSTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE EDITED! Once you post, that's your entry. Any posts that are edited will instantly be disqualified!

 

3. Keep your top 10 list within limits of the forum rules. You can say you hate me because I'm a jackass and wish I'd choke on a bowl of moldy feces, but be intelligent and don't say anything that would cause you to be held in contempt by violating our forum rules. That maybe sounds tough to do, but think of all the ugly rants I have put out over the years that have always fallen within the forum rules. You can do it. There's enough hatred of me to go around without causing you to get banned (ps, I'm pretty thick skinned...there's a few exceptions though, so see #4)

 

4. You cannot mention anyone in my family (my brother, my girlfriend, my mother, my father). That's beyond my thick skin tolerance. Everything else is fair game. If you say something like I'm gay be aware I might just show up at your house (or school, or job) wearing a dress and show you what being gay really means (your butthole will definitely be bloody for a few days, as will your ego and masculinity haha).

 

5. ALL entries will be judged by the DIY-Street Staff. Winner will be chosen by majority vote from the staff. If you don't like this, stick it where the sun don't shine. We've always been 100% honest and fair in our contest before, and this will be no different.

 

6. All entries must be posted by 12:01AM February 1st, 2008. Gives you about 8 or 9 days to be clever (or duct-tape your butt cheeks together).

 

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Ok...so there you have it. Your chance to put the black mark on Angry_Games and possibly win something (other than me showing up to your house with a bottle of lube and some bandages...you will need them, trust me).

 

We'll have another contest after this one, and it will be different, so if you ain't down with ragging me out, be patient as you'll have another chance later.

[tasr]

Top 10 list of why I hate Angry_Games

 

 

1. We can’t talk about his family in this post

 

2. He doesn’t Fold@Home

 

3. Avatar Nazi

 

4. He fired my favorite mod, lowboy

 

5. Not enough rants

 

6. “We now have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy in effect”

 

7. He moved and didn’t leave a forwarding address

 

8. He’s not Happy_Games anymore

 

9. 800x600

 

10. He would NOT lie down and take in the @$$ from the corporate big shots

[schoolslave]

1. You don't like DFI

 

2. You like Gigacrap

 

3. You rant on about how great of a game Rockband is (which it's not )

 

4. You think that the Wii is soo much better than the Xbox360

 

5. You promised a rant about EA and customer service

 

6. You replace too large Sigs with an even bigger warning text....wtf?

 

7. You always say how bad Crossfire + SLi is

 

8. You never posted Rado's worklog on the front page

 

9. ...... Instead the front pafe is full of crap from another site

 

10. This list is only allowed to go to 10 (!)

[jelly]

1. Won't let members help other member with a issue that pertains to DFI without having the post moved 20miles away from where the post started!

 

2. The front page does nothing but sit there without atleast a weekly update of some sort!

 

3. You own and think the wii is cool! :shake:

 

4. You dont make/update guide anymore and/or like you did in the past! :mad:

 

5. Your rants!

 

6. You want to wear a dress, violate a man, and make his butthole bloody just to prove a point! :eek:

 

7. You think you are the next best thing to sliced bread!

 

8. You think google is going to make the next big OS!

 

9. You think hockey is cool!

 

10. You think everyone is joking when we make this top ten list!

[red930]

I figured I'd throw in my two cents here to try to get the ball rolling a bit faster even though I'm on the staff. I'll ban whoever copies any one of these in a freakin' heartbeat.

 

10. Rangy_Mages is a cooler handle than yours while essentially being the same.

 

9. Momma refuses to leave you for me despite my obvious superiority at everything, ever.

 

8. You live in a state that actually allows football to be played upon a friggin' blue field, and you don't care.

 

7. You locked down the site from spammers so effectively that I hardly ever get to ban anyone anymore.

 

6. Vietnamese sweatshop kids get paid more than I do while putting up with far less abuse.

 

5. Underscores suck.

 

4. The default color scheme of this forum is lame.

 

3. The PS3 is superior to both the 360 and Wii. Combined.

 

2. You might actually be lazier than me. Maybe.

 

1. You are too damn slow to play Titan Quest with the Daninator.

 

:angel:

[Fogel]

• 10. You don't like LEDs. C'mon man, they give spice to any computer and plus... they're FANDANGO! That's right, I said it... FANDANGO BABY,.. FaaaaandaangO!
  
• 9. You have an underscore in your name_-_one_word_names_not_good_enough_for_you_?
  
• 8. You only invite me to play games with you on XBox Live! for games I DO NOT OWN!!! _________W_T_F________
  
• 7. You don't think I'm deserving of an avatar. :sad:
  
• 6. You don't like review sites even though us less informed people can still learn a few things from them
  
• 5. You edit out pictures with that lame You Broke The 800x600 Rule picture before I can see said pictures leaving my curiosity to fill the void elsewhere ...which btw, my work now filters out because your domain has the word "Games" in it. LOL So now I get denied two pictures for the price of one. Link 'em!
  
• 4. Cuss words are filtered out but yet you yourself find ways around this! For #### Sakes!
  
• 3. And speaking of cussword ridden rants..You can turn any thread into a rant against Republicans and Christians
  
• 2. Yet, you threaten to close any thread about Republicans and Christians ...WTF?!?!
   
   
  And the #1 reason why I hate Angry_Games is,..
  
• 1. You haven't posted yet saying whether you'd eat cloned animal meat or not! Dammit man, inquiring minds wan..(NO!)...NEED to know!! Please tell me that you're still writing your rant and it includes Republicans, 2K Games (Bioshock), Christians, EA Sports and Hip Huggin Hippies?
  

[Angry_Games]

6. You replace too large Sigs with an even bigger warning text....wtf?

 

 

 

8. You never posted Rado's worklog on the front page

 

9. ...... Instead the front pafe is full of crap from another site

6. Maybe you can't read? Last I checked the big warning text was under pixel size and under file size. Learn to read. And maybe learn some math.

 

 

 

8. Rado never gave me anything to post. Piss up his tree, not mine.

 

9. If you don't like it, YOU write something for me to put up on the front page. Until then, you got nothing to run off at the mouth about.

 

Thank you drive through!

 

1. Won't let members help other member with a issue that pertains to DFI without having the post moved 20miles away from where the post started!

 

2. The front page does nothing but sit there without atleast a weekly update of some sort!

 

3. You own and think the wii is cool! :shake:

 

 

 

6. You want to wear a dress, violate a man, and make his butthole bloody just to prove a point! :eek:

 

 

 

10. You think everyone is joking when we make this top ten list!

1. I'm not paid to do DFI's support anymore. They have their own forum. Send them there, or suck it up and accept I refuse to pay any amount of attention to DFI. Ever. They screwed so many customers that it's amazing they are still in business, KNOWINGLY AND PURPOSELY SELLING DEFECTIVE BOARDS WITH NO INTENTION OF EVER DOING ANYTHING BUT SELLING MORE. Fact. Not Fiction. Once you understand this, you'll stop . and moaning about DFI being sent to shithole-ville around here.

 

2. As previously posted, instead of whining like a woman, write something interesting for us to post on the front page. Until then, stick a sock in it because ain't no one listening.

 

3. heh!

 

6. Are you showing interest?

 

10. I definitely KNOW not a single person is joking. I'm tough enough to take whatever you chowderheads drop on me. Are you tough enough to accept any replies like these?

 

 

I figured I'd throw in my two cents here to try to get the ball rolling a bit faster even though I'm on the staff. I'll ban whoever copies any one of these in a freakin' heartbeat.

 

10. Rangy_Mages is a cooler handle than yours while essentially being the same.

 

9. Momma refuses to leave you for me despite my obvious superiority at everything, ever.

 

8. You live in a state that actually allows football to be played upon a friggin' blue field, and you don't care.

 

7. You locked down the site from spammers so effectively that I hardly ever get to ban anyone anymore.

 

6. Vietnamese sweatshop kids get paid more than I do while putting up with far less abuse.

 

5. Underscores suck.

 

4. The default color scheme of this forum is lame.

 

3. The PS3 is superior to both the 360 and Wii. Combined.

 

2. You might actually be lazier than me. Maybe.

 

1. You are too damn slow to play Titan Quest with the Daninator.

 

:angel:

 

man, if you weren't staff, I'd close this contest down and give you all copies of Orange Box plus buy you two extras...and a beer.

 

• 9. You have an underscore in your name_-_one_word_names_not_good_enough_for_you_?
  
• 8. You only invite me to play games with you on XBox Live! for games I DO NOT OWN!!! _________W_T_F________
  
• 7. You don't think I'm deserving of an avatar. :sad:
   
  
• 5. You edit out pictures with that lame You Broke The 800x600 Rule picture before I can see said pictures leaving my curiosity to fill the void elsewhere ...which btw, my work now filters out because your domain has the word "Games" in it. LOL So now I get denied two pictures for the price of one. Link 'em!
  
• 4. Cuss words are filtered out but yet you yourself find ways around this! For #### Sakes!
  
• 3. And speaking of cussword ridden rants..You can turn any thread into a rant against Republicans and Christians
  
• 2. Yet, you threaten to close any thread about Republicans and Christians ...WTF?!?!
   
   
  And the #1 reason why I hate Angry_Games is,..
  
• 1. You haven't posted yet saying whether you'd eat cloned animal meat or not! Dammit man, inquiring minds wan..(NO!)...NEED to know!! Please tell me that you're still writing your rant and it includes Republicans, 2K Games (Bioshock), Christians, EA Sports and Hip Huggin Hippies?
  

9. don't be jealous

 

8. so...buy some xxxxin' games ya poor bastard

 

7. actually I do. Technodanvan however says you get nothing and for the most part I just defer to him

 

5. boo hoo. Cry to your mommy...or get a different job that doesn't filter out the coolness.

 

4. um...only 2 words are filtered that I know of. the F word and the ugly N word which I hate more than the F word (obviously since I never use the N word but I always use the F word, filters or not). That . is the goddamn truth...classy lady!

 

3. Republicans ARE Christians. Don't you watch Fox News? (if not, you are an idiot. Fox News never lies. Even though it is banned in the UK because the UK has strict laws about NO OPINIONS AND ONLY FACTS ALLOWED IN THE NEWS. ..they are just anti-republichristian over there though. We should nuke them soon.)

 

2. haha, threats are a dime a dozen. If you don't shut your hole, I'll ban you. (technodan's threats however are real and severe. He's a jerk.)

 

1a. haha FDA...like anything they say about cloned meat is going to get me to even try it. If the meat don't say "NOT CLONED" or such, we ain't buying it.

 

1b. my rant will be about Algebra before anything else because ALGEBRA IS . ME OFF. Yeah, who would have thunk it...mr dork-o-tron himself stinks at real math!

 

 

 

Everyone's job is to figure out if I'm joking with you, or polishing a boot to kick up your butt.

 

or maybe :tooth:

[powsmowl]

1. You own a console

2. Like Guitar Hero 3 even though Clive Winston is gone

3. Your hockey team

4. Your hairstyle

5. ..because your Angry

6. ..because you have 28k posts in under 4 years...

7. You havent brought out any video-reviews like the IHS-removal one

8. You dont update the front page enough

9. You dont get us freebies from Newegg

10. You cant wait for Fallout 3 oO

[radodrill]

10 - It's our duty

9 - Loves hockey but doesn't have his own backyard rink/Zamboni

8 - Still has pics of the DFI-Street in the forum rules -- Hello we're now DIY-Street

7 - Only gives away FPS; no racing and/pr simulation games

6 - Still hasn't posted any DIY hardware/game reviews

5 - Did a stint as Happy_Games when we all knew he was actually angry

4 - Is creative in writing rants but it takes someone else to come up with a creative way of giving out prizes

3 - Gave dr_bowtie a virtual black eye for pointing out that his FS thread wasn't rule#26 compliant

2 - Hasn't posted many rants lately

1 - He hates everyone

[Guest Modulok]

1. Angry_Games helped me out with my new forum signature, he even changed it for me when it was not within the rules.
   
2. Angry_Games LOVES players like Sean Avery and Chris Simon, because they goon up the finesse sport of hockey with cheap shots to anyone, not just other thugs.
   
3. Angry_Games hates virtual musical instrument video games. I agree, how much of a loser do you need to be to have fun hitting colored buttons on a plastic toy.
   
4. Angry_Games never complains about any large cooperation who screw over consumers just to make more money. His voice could be the difference in a perfect world.
   
5. Angry_Games made me go to Home Depot and buy and apply a full roll of duct tape to my rear (just to be safe).
   
6. Angry_Games was always posting how he hated moving and its a pain in the arse. Its really not as bad as he was claiming, driving to another trailer park REALLY isn't that much work.
   
7. Angry_Games got his picture taken with Scott Gomez. (is it true what the crowd chants at the Prudential Center about Scott??)
   
8. Angry_Games lives in the Midwest, when he should move east, we could play some pond hockey.
   
9. Angry_Games gave me a scare when coming within about 20 points of first place in the DIY-Street Fantasy Hockey League. Just 10 weeks left to try to shorten the gap again.
   
10. Happy_Games changed his forum name to Angry_Games shortly after I joined the forum.:angel:
    

[225Slant6]

Why I hate Angry_Games

 

1. He can't hold his liquor. Example: That one time he got drunk on hams sky blue water or something like that, or was it a keg? anyways he searches through the members list and bans all the mods, yes all of them. Except wevspot(SP?) because he is to dumb to know how to spell wevsspot(SP?) After he realises that he banned his best buddy reelfiles (or is it exraodie?) he breaks down and cries out: "wyss isss disss usss banerss usss'ss modsiess, WHYS, WHYS" or something like that. Anyways the point is this guy is the Admin?!?! somebody that can't their liquor!

 

2. He is sneaky. Example: He and exroadie held a secret meeting in utmost secrecy, secretly. They are the only two people from this forum do such a secret thing. What was discussed who knows? and we will probably never know.

 

3. Often on the weekends he dresses up as the pope, yes the pope. He even borrowed dr_bowties cordless sawzall and cut a hole in his mint '94 escort's roof to convert it into a popemobile. He then makes reelfiles drive him around town while he stands through the hole in the back and waves to people. why because he's the pope! He also poops in the woods to prove that yes the pope poops in the woods, or at least the pretend pope poops in the woods.

 

4. He smells funny 'cause he poops in the woods.

 

5. He never banned Unclespamer, or was reelspamer?

 

6. He also got into spam fest with reelfiles once. The result was 100 page thread that was filled such gems as: "bump", "lol", "LOL", and "bumplol".

 

7. Crucial or Muskin? make up your mind already, which one do you hate more?

 

8. He also took part in promotion at BK. Where you buy one BK burger and get a second BK burger of equal or lesser value for free. I asked nicely if I could have the second one, but NOOOO, he was to greedy. And of course he could only eat half of the first, before he was "too full". I think the burger is still sitting the back of his popemobile rotting away.

 

9. I am still mad about that burger.

 

10. He one time gave Uncletechnodanvanman this sweet aviator that was a chevy conversion van that was on fire! That was totally wicked cool. But of course he messes it up and gives him some kind of stupid, pink, chunky, toddler toy aviator.

[Angry_Games]

9. I am still mad about that burger.

 

hahahahahha man that "Angry Fight At Burger King" thread is STILL extremely popular at pcper forums (they've locked/closed like 4 different ones now but the users STILL find it one of the best threads ever)

 

More later, got to go to school =(