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Angry, if I misunderstand your post I apologize. And maybe you are just having a bad day.

 

Assuming my understanding is correct, if anyone else but you had made such an offensive post, you would put the person on permanent holiday! Has the liberal sacrament of 'toleration' of everything, both good and evil, been repealed - or just repealed as regards Christians ?

 

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king

Do you know what I know ?

In your palace warm mighty king

Do you know what I know ?

A Child, a Child

Shivers in the cold

Let us bring Him silver and gold

Let us bring Him silver and gold

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Angry, if I misunderstand your post I apologize. And maybe you are just having a bad day.

 

Assuming my understanding is correct, if anyone else but you had made such an offensive post, you would put the person on permanent holiday! Has the liberal sacrament of 'toleration' of everything, both good and evil, been repealed - or just repealed as regards Christians ?

 

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king

Do you know what I know ?

In your palace warm mighty king

Do you know what I know ?

A Child, a Child

Shivers in the cold

Let us bring Him silver and gold

Let us bring Him silver and gold

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

as someone who believes organized religion is the most evil thing humanity has ever faced, I could care less what anyone thinks about Christmas or Hanukkah, Kwanza, Jamaican-smoke-lots-of-weed-on-December-25th-day, whatever. To me, it's Christmas. I grew up with it being called Christmas. I'm not a christian. But it's still called Christmas because it celebrates a christian, and that's how I know it.

 

 

So, back to the question at hand. Is it offensive? Only if you allow yourself to be offended by it. I equate it to you telling me how much better the Detroit Red Wings are at hockey than my beloved Blackhawks from Chicago. I might want to punch you in the eye for saying such blasphemy, but I have decent morals AND I'm a free and independent thinker who decides that no man may offend me unless I'm willing to be offended. So I would just think to myself "what a jerk" and do you a favor by not punching you in the eye and let you continue running around spouting such rubbish because people who think like me will think the same as I do about you: "what a jerk, he should be punched in the eye". They too would let you continue spouting rubbish without actually punching you in the eye. (and without being offended)

 

This is also the part where I say who gives a . what religion you are and whether you are offended? I certainly don't. I only care that you have proper morals and you won't murder me, sleep with my wife, sell your children for prostitution to feed your drug habit(s), etc. If you are so weak-minded as to think you must be offended by the fact that someone doesn't adhere to your mind-control (also called religion) and *GASP* actually has the temerity to "insult" it, then that is 100% your problem, not mine.

 

My problem is that it's Christmas, a christian holiday, and people are still so xxxxing stupid as to make dumbass laws and statements and directives as to "Christmas" being offensive and now we got to call it "Festivus" or "Holidays" or whatever neutered bull crap these dummies want to come up with.

 

How about...everyone shut the xxxx up and enjoy the season, and stop being so xxxxing sensitive, especially you religious dummies that have to spout every 9 seconds that you are a christian, you are a christian, hey guess what I'm a christian and you offend me by not believing in my version of god and now you can't say anything at all about my religion and then next thing you know we are all living in this horrible "politically correct" society except the politicians are NEVER correct, they are all a bunch of scammers and criminals...so maybe me offending you and your religion IS being politically correct...?

 

Either way, I don't care. I'm not a christian (maybe I'll announce that to everyone I meet like christians seem to have a need to do when they meet anyone). I do love Christmas though. It's a dark, snowy, cold, horrible time of year where your jerkoff family members show up and spend a few days making your life so xxxxing miserable as to hope someone got you a shotgun from Wal-Mart as an Xmas present so you can either but the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger or maybe better yet, put the barrel in everyone else's mouth sitting around the table eating dry turkey and soggy stuffing, so you can finally get some peace.

 

For most of us, that right there is the reason we get wasted on booze and fat on turkey and we tune out those miserable bastards who claim to be family and just watch NFL (or NHL if you are sorta like me, a Canadian inside) and then pass out in the 3rd quarter (middle of 2nd period for hockey) with a beer in your hand and a bit of drool pooling on your shirt.

 

Do we REALLY care about religion during Christmas? I certainly don't know anyone who does, whether they are pagan scum like me, or religious nutballs like...well..some of you out there reading this. Christmas is about getting together with your piece of crap family members and being nice to them as long as you can tolerate them without getting that shotgun out and doling out some "family justice". It sounds awful, but apparently it's really a good thing because we do it every year no matter what.

 

But do we really care that YOU are offended by someone writing something on the internet that hurt your religious feelings? I for one don't care one iota. Not one ounce. Not one friggin micron (nor a single friggin ballistix I guess in that respect lol).

 

I also find it VERY ironic that religious people have the nerve, the freakin BALLS to say anything to me about being offended when religion offends people every single day and instead of being apologetic, they claim God or Jesus told them to do/say it so it MUST be followed without question. (hey, let's go kill some gays because the bible says homosexuals should be killed by stones, yet later in the bible it says we should love everyone, including thy enemy, turn the other cheek, etc...?)

 

How about instead of being offended by something that apparently everyone but you knows that it is simply a song from an extremely popular television show (more popular than ALL of the christian television shows combined looks like so that maybe says something to me very loudly?), you put your energies into helping your fellow man (which consists of realizing Angry is just a big jackass heathen and then ignoring him and his idiocy).

 

Oh, and please, don't insult me with talk of "tolerance" because I've never met a single religious creepazoid yet that was tolerant of ANYTHING. (except touching little altar boys in very very disgusting and illegal ways and then keeping it hush for up to 30 years then trying to buy off all the victims with cash? hahahahaha now that's freaking FUNNY as hell...same as that guy Ted Haggart, head of the biggest Evangelical congregation in the USA, some 45 million members strong, RAILING against homos and drugs and porno every single minute he was given any attention on that big ol' church stage....and geez, he's what? A homo himself? Who bought Methamphetamines? Wow, HYPOCRITICAL AND INTOLERANT! Shall I go on? I COULD be offended by this ., but I just laugh and tell myself "hahaha religion is such a bull crap mind control device, I should start my own")

 

I should be glad at least that you don't come and burn down my Taco Bell and KFC's for insulting Muhammad right? I mean, those guys are REALLY crazy. Instead of patrolling the internet or knocking on my door to try and convert me they just show up with bomb and gasoline and fire and burn away my sin (I'm such an infidel)! That's maybe why I can rail on christians but not muslims? How about some jew-bashing? Will that even things out?

 

Christians should be more like the Jews in this respect. Jews don't try to convert you. Jews don't get offended when you misspell Chanukah or Hannukka or however the xxxx you spell that Yiddish/Hebrew crap (that has to be read from right to left instead of left to right...it's like driving on a damn British highway all on the wrong side and .). Those Kwanza dudes, hell, they don't care because there's like 9 people in the world who have even heard of Kwanza.

 

Buddhists? Hah, they say "you are a jerk Angry, but I am one with the holiday seasons". Meaning they are going to continue puffing opium while sitting on top of the mountain waiting for some moron to nearly die climbing up it just to hear what some old dude has to say that is supposed to be wise like "Don't eat yellow snow" or whatever.

 

Atheists? Well they don't believe in God at all but they damn sure believe in getting presents, getting wasted and passing out with the wife who got a nice lingerie Mrs. Claus outfit for Atheist Celebration Of Snow Day or whatever the hell they call Christmas (actually, they call it...Christmas just like everyone else does and only the creepy zealot atheists get all bent).

 

So that leaves basically Christians and Muslims who get REALLY offended by someone saying even the slightest negative thing about their religions. Ok well Scientologists do too, but they just threaten to sue and we laugh at them because they believe some alien dude name Zenu or Xenu or some bull crap like that came to earth 70 million years ago and....I mean do I REALLY need to tell you this nonsense? Haven't you been curious enough to have already read about how crazy these weirdo Scientology people are? I mean, come on people!!! YOUR RELIGION WAS INVENTED BY A SCI-FI WRITER WHO LOVED TO DIDDLE WITH LITTLE BOYS ON HIS PRIVATE CRUISE SHIP IN THE SAME WAY CATHOLIC PRIESTS LIKE TO DIDDLE WITH LITTLE BOYS BUT THE SCI-FI WRITER DUDE WAS AT LEAST WISE ENOUGH TO BUY A SHIP AND SAIL IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS WHERE THERE REALLY ISN'T A LAW AGAINST DIDDLING WILLING, YOUNG, SUPPLE BOY-FLESH...!!!!

 

Hindus are cool too, as long as you don't try to feed them hamburgers, and I suppose as long as you are within the same caste.

 

Mormons? If you want to know what mormons think, go to Utah. I don't give a . what they think either, their religion was started by a criminal who ran to Utah to avoid the law, and then found some gold plates that were written by God and only he could read them? I want to take that guy's life-course man....he started a religion and got people to believe that only he could read the magic tablets and those magic tablets said "hey, having multiple wives sounds REALLY cool, but let's not allow any Negroes to be mormons!!!".

 

Now...who has Angry left out? Anyone? Have I pretty much covered insulting ALL religions now? Is that better? Probably not. You religious types are humorless and intolerant when it comes to this stuff.

 

Merry Festivalismasakkah to you anyway, because I love my fellow man, even if they get offended at some dumbass . that shouldn't offend anyone who isn't warped by religion or the intolerance and humorlessness it preaches.

 

In the meantime dudes, I'm gonna go drink my CHRISTMAS beer and watch my CHRISTMAS sports games and touch my wife inappropriately when she puts on her CHRISTMAS lingerie and maybe we'll even watch some CHRISTMAS-themed porno after we kick the family's butt out to the curb and they can stay in a CHRISTMAS hotel. Oh, and I'm going to eat my CHRISTMAS prime rib + crab cakes (because turkey is so...boring after 30+ years) and play my CHRISTMAS Xbox/Nintendo after opening....you guessed it....my CHRISTMAS presents.

 

Assuming your god doesn't just strike me freakin' dead the instant I hit this post button. If there is a god, he's probably really mad at me. Probably mad at you too, as he knows all about those things you (and I guess me and every other guy in here) did as a teenager when your hands sorta had a mind of their own (and those dirty evil hands...they conspired together by one of them turning the pages of that Playboy/Hustler while the other one...well you know...).

 

Anyway, momma used to have a quote in her sig from Eleanor Roosevelt that went something like "only you can allow yourself to be offended" or something to that effect. Wise words from Mrs. Roosevelt. Who, by the way, was a lesbian (I suppose the term would be bi-sexual since she did dig Mr. Roosevelt until he passed on). I guess she's in hell for offending as well =/. Anyway, that's my CHRISTMAS rant.

 

I HOPE it offends every last one of you. But it won't because every last one of you (well, every second-to-last one of you I guess) doesn't really get offended when jackasses like me spout nonsense like my little Mr Garrison song. If you do, well, you know where the door is right?

 

The rest of us are going to enjoy CHRISTMAS. Jesus was born, we got drunk, the tree caught on fire, the wise men smuggled heroin, Herod was the first Neo-Con Republican Conservative, Nero and Vespasian were inbred, insane freaks, and Mel Gibson is still an anti-Semite. But Passion of the Christ was a kick-butt movie, and probably as close to the suffering that Jesus dude had to endure before being released to death. Man, that makes me happy we don't live in those times. Good golly. That . was freaking BRUTAL...but probably pretty accurate cuz the Romans were not only into diddling boys, but man they sure loved torturing and killing Jews.

 

Funny that they used to feed christians to the lions and gladiators for a good long time though eh? Maybe not so funny to them christians right? Funny as in "irony" not funny as in "hahahahaha check them bible thumpers out!!! they be getting all eaten by that skinny little tiger!".

 

Ok enough offending. Merry Offensive CHRISTMAS to everyone whether they want it or like it or NOT.

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Uhm.. wow - that's gotta be ur longest rant yet. I hate to break it to ya Angry_Holidays but I don't think you offended any of the gods there. Behind that gruff explanation lies a logical post and underneath it all is good intentions. Damn holiday spirit got to u too. :eek: /shrug

 

Try again. :P:sweat:

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