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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

 

Or dare I say: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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May I be the first to reciprocate, syngensmyth, and to congratulate you on managing to offend no-one! (Except for maybe the odd polar bear!)

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I heard there is no Christmas

In the silly Middle East

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus

They have different religious beliefs

 

They believe in Muhammad

And not in our holiday

And so every December

I go to the Middle East and say...

 

"Hey there Mr. Muslim

Merry xxxxing Christmas

Put down that book the Koran

And hear some holiday wishes.

 

In case you haven't noticed

It's Jesus's birthday.

So get off your heathen Muslim butt

and xxxxing celebrate.

 

There is no holiday season in India I've heard

They don't hang up their stockings

And that is just absurd!

 

They've never read a Christmas story.

They don't know what Rudolph is about

And that is why in December

I'll go to India and shout...

 

Hey there Mr. Hinduist

Merry xxxxing Christmas

Drink eggnog and eat some beef

And pass it to the missus.

 

In case you haven't noticed

It's Jesus's birthday

So get off your heathen Hindu butt

and xxxxing celebrate!

 

Now I heard that in Japan

Everyone just lives in sin

They pray to several gods

And put needles in their skin.

 

On December 25th

All they do is eat a cake

And that is why I go to Japan

And walk around and say...

 

Hey there Mr. Shintoist

Merry xxxxing Christmas

God is going to kick your butt

You infidelic pagan scum.

 

In case you haven't noticed

There's festive things to do

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

And Merry xxxxing Christmas to you.

 

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,

Merry xxxxing Christmas, To You!

 

(Clapping)

 

Thank you Mr. hat

 

 

 

ie: everyone needs to shut the holy xxxx up about xmas or jesus or holidays etc...good god we got people dying in Iraq and Afghanistan and religious dummies all over this country trying to jam their bull crap religions down our throat and act like gay marriage is the absolute most frightening thing we have to face as a society...GET A xxxxING LIFE!

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I think the important words there are... Just ****ing celebrate.

 

To the People of U.S.A.:

I don't care who you are, what you believe in, or don't believe in ...just stop whining and enjoy this time. Enjoy your family/friends, the time off work or the holiday pay I don't care. Just STFU and have a good time for once. I'm sure you'll be there whining the remainder of the year complaining so take a break, drink some hot chocolate, get boozed up, watch A Christmas Story for the 200th time, catch a James Bond marathon, whatever ...just take comfort no else feels like arguing this time of year so save your energy.

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