Syngensmyth Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. Or dare I say: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blooz1 Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 May I be the first to reciprocate, syngensmyth, and to congratulate you on managing to offend no-one! (Except for maybe the odd polar bear!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fogel Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Or... Happy Day(s) Off/Double/Triple Time!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
radodrill Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 I'm just gonna say it Merry Christmas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReelFiles Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 Happy Festivus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Games Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 I heard there is no ChristmasIn the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say... "Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry xxxxing Christmas Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim butt and xxxxing celebrate. There is no holiday season in India I've heard They don't hang up their stockings And that is just absurd! They've never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout... Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry xxxxing Christmas Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu butt and xxxxing celebrate! Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin. On December 25th All they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say... Hey there Mr. Shintoist Merry xxxxing Christmas God is going to kick your butt You infidelic pagan scum. In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus And Merry xxxxing Christmas to you. On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say, Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, Merry xxxxing Christmas, To You! (Clapping) Thank you Mr. hat ie: everyone needs to shut the holy xxxx up about xmas or jesus or holidays etc...good god we got people dying in Iraq and Afghanistan and religious dummies all over this country trying to jam their bull crap religions down our throat and act like gay marriage is the absolute most frightening thing we have to face as a society...GET A xxxxING LIFE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fogel Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 I think the important words there are... Just ****ing celebrate. To the People of U.S.A.: I don't care who you are, what you believe in, or don't believe in ...just stop whining and enjoy this time. Enjoy your family/friends, the time off work or the holiday pay I don't care. Just STFU and have a good time for once. I'm sure you'll be there whining the remainder of the year complaining so take a break, drink some hot chocolate, get boozed up, watch A Christmas Story for the 200th time, catch a James Bond marathon, whatever ...just take comfort no else feels like arguing this time of year so save your energy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACarter02 Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 amen. It's CHRISTMAS people. This is no time to argue! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1ick Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 F-off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jachyra007 Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 damn Brits.... (no offense intended:p) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowpro Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 Happy Festivus Anyone need a Festivus Pole? http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm Festivus Pole Photo Gallery: http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/festivu...stivus_pole.htm WIKIPEDIA "Festivus" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_bowtie Posted December 18, 2007 Posted December 18, 2007 I am waiting it out for Cristmakuh.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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