Thraxz Posted February 10, 2007 Posted February 10, 2007 Well, it's been about a week since the da Bears/Colts showdown, yet some bloggers can't stop blabbing about all the hoopla surrounding the Super Bowl. "Embarrassingly rude, crude, and unfortunately placed," cries TV critic David Bianculli--and no, he's not talking about Kevin Federline's commercial. No, Bianculli and a few other hyperactively imaginative types are reacting to Prince's allegedly phallic halftime show. Now, considering that just a couple years ago Janet Jackson's nipple-flashing Super Bowl stunt set post-PMRC censorship back about three decades, touchy TV viewers and the easily freaked FCC ought to be thrilled that the most potentially offensive section of the "Controversy" king's show was a shadowy silhouette which, if you squinted real hard, kinda/sorta resembled an extremely pointy penis instead of an innocent guitar neck. Also, keep in mind that back in the '80s, His Purple Majesty used to play a guitar that ejaculated mystery fluid during the, um, climactic ending of "Let's Go Crazy"--so things could've been much, much worse. So, was Prince's performance the work of a "lustful, pansexual rock 'n' roll deviant," as Stephen Colbert claims? Eh, maybe. But Rolling Stone's Gavin Edwards makes a good point when he argues, "Those [marching band] trombones are phallic, too. What are you going to do?" Well, the answer is clear, Gavin. Obviously all trombones must be banned from now on... "If I had one wish, it'd be that I'd left the lens cap on." In other offensive-viewing news, a . tape starring tabloid-baiting R&B hunk Ray J and his celebutante ex-gal pal Kim Kardashian is headed to a computer screen near you. Vivid Video has announced that Kim Kardashian Superstar will be released February 21 and will feature "over 30 minutes of explicit . that fans of erotica will find very appealing, featuring two young and glamorous high-profile celebrities." Um, when did Kim Kardashian become a "celebrity," exactly? We must've missed that memo. Anyhoo, we're just relieved that as of this writing, no . tape exists starring Ray J and his alleged new ladyfriend, Whitney Houston (whose ex, Bobby Brown, has in turn been romantically linked to another former Ray J paramour and Vivid Video starlet, Karrine Steffans). We are begging Vivid Video, please, if any Whitney/Ray J footage ever surfaces, burn the tapes. Then bury the ashes. And then brandish one of those Men In Black memory-erasing pens in front of anyone involved in the tape-burning/burying process... Considering Xtina's past fashion choices, Naked Sunday is a vast improvement. And finally, surely some hot home-video footage that many pervs (and Vivid employees) would like to get their grubby little hands on involves the Sunday-afternoon escapades of deliriously happy newlywed Christina Aguilera and her lucky hubby, Jordan Bratman. See, the Stripped star just revealed to Ellen DeGeneres that the Bratmans like to celebrate "Naked Sundays" by doing everything in the buff, even cooking. "Nothing with grease--that could splatter," warned a kitchen-safety-minded Ellen, to which Xtina replied, "Well, unless you want the grease." Whoa. Guess Jordan knows how to rub her the right way indeed... OK, that's the good greasy dirt for now. Until next week, goodnight, and good music... written by Lyndsey Parker 2/9/07 This got a few chuckles out of me.... the first paragraph anyways... the rest sucked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 LOL good one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tasr Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Reminds me of Thailand shadow puppets………….but perverted. :nod: :shake: :nod: :shake: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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