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#1 Yukon Trooper

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 09:53 AM

Well I knew next gen consoles were awe inspiring but I didn't know they had these kind of surprises! Supposedly a 14 year old kid received a copy of Madden 07' for his 360 but upon booting the game up he was greeted to some ta-nadda-tay. Instead of repeating everything the articles have to say, I will just let you view for yourself.

http://www.joystiq.c...oils-kids-xmas/
http://spong.com/art...12311428&cb=811

Now I don't know about you guys but I bet more than a handful of consumers went out and purchased Madden 07' after hearing the news. Even though you would think that these kind of incidents would hurt sales, I bet this case will only benefit Microsoft. Even if mommies and daddies all over North America were complaining about it, its not like its gonna stop little Johnny from going down to Wal-Mart to pick up a copy. And I'm sure daddy would be tempted too lol. Besides its not like any 13 year old (even younger for that matter) can't go and surf the net for some pretty hardcore shi*t. I'm pretty confident in the fact that kids in general probably know better sites than their parents, which is pretty ironic but true. Anyways it looks like this kid had a very happy XXX-Mas! Oh and what better timing right before the playoffs!! Go Seahawks, Go Eagles, Go Colts! (I'm Canadian so I have reasons why I cheer for 3 different teams: Seahawks because my sister lives in Seattle and its the US city I am most familiar with, Eagles because Garcia played for my hometown CFL team the Calgary Stampeders and the Colts because Peyton Manning is the best quarterback in the league and he deserves a damn Superbowl already!)

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 10:04 AM

Yea.....He Look's Truly disappointed

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 10:16 AM

Hard to tell what's worse; that EA made a goof, or that his parents found out (they probably walked in while he was watching it).
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 10:26 AM

Damn, why couldn't I have gotten that one?

Hahaha.

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 10:45 AM

Thats the look of horor on his face from loosing his porn!



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Posted 04 January 2007 - 10:50 AM

Go Raiders!!! *hears crickets chirping*:mad:

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:04 AM

"As yet Electronic Arts is yet to comment on how such filth made its way into a game that is supposed to concern the management of huge, drug-cheating athletic dudes as they smash their helmets into each other repeatedly."

lmao that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you want your kids playing either

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:20 AM

Confused, distraught, and perhaps overwhelmingly excited,


Lol

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:42 AM

Go Raiders!!! *hears crickets chirping*:mad:



Art Shell's clock management is worse than Holmgren's.

And that is saying quite a bit.

Someone needs to investigate the kids Uncle. You all know how uncles can be.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:53 PM

Knowing kids today I would bet that he was pretty pissed that there were some stupid nekid people that wouldn't play football.

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 01:02 PM

I'm sorry but I'll take porn over crappy EAGAMES any day of the week, even the B grade Porn!

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 01:05 PM

The Uncle was probably like... you know.. I'm gonna give this kid the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF HIS LIFE and bought him some stealth porn (they do sell this stuff) and gave it to the kid. Then the little moron immediately told his parents and the Uncle was like....

"I JUST BOUGHT HIM MADDEN 07 NOT PR0N!"... to cover his butt. I know I would.