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Hooray for EA! Hooray for Xbox 360! Hooray for po*n!

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Well I knew next gen consoles were awe inspiring but I didn't know they had these kind of surprises! Supposedly a 14 year old kid received a copy of Madden 07' for his 360 but upon booting the game up he was greeted to some ta-nadda-tay. Instead of repeating everything the articles have to say, I will just let you view for yourself.

 

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/31/xxx-madd...oils-kids-xmas/

http://spong.com/article/11400/XXXbox+360!...12311428&cb=811

 

Now I don't know about you guys but I bet more than a handful of consumers went out and purchased Madden 07' after hearing the news. Even though you would think that these kind of incidents would hurt sales, I bet this case will only benefit Microsoft. Even if mommies and daddies all over North America were complaining about it, its not like its gonna stop little Johnny from going down to Wal-Mart to pick up a copy. And I'm sure daddy would be tempted too lol. Besides its not like any 13 year old (even younger for that matter) can't go and surf the net for some pretty hardcore shi*t. I'm pretty confident in the fact that kids in general probably know better sites than their parents, which is pretty ironic but true. Anyways it looks like this kid had a very happy XXX-Mas! Oh and what better timing right before the playoffs!! Go Seahawks, Go Eagles, Go Colts! (I'm Canadian so I have reasons why I cheer for 3 different teams: Seahawks because my sister lives in Seattle and its the US city I am most familiar with, Eagles because Garcia played for my hometown CFL team the Calgary Stampeders and the Colts because Peyton Manning is the best quarterback in the league and he deserves a damn Superbowl already!)

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Hard to tell what's worse; that EA made a goof, or that his parents found out (they probably walked in while he was watching it).

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"As yet Electronic Arts is yet to comment on how such filth made its way into a game that is supposed to concern the management of huge, drug-cheating athletic dudes as they smash their helmets into each other repeatedly."

 

lmao that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you want your kids playing either

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Go Raiders!!! *hears crickets chirping*:mad:

 

 

Art Shell's clock management is worse than Holmgren's.

 

And that is saying quite a bit.

 

Someone needs to investigate the kids Uncle. You all know how uncles can be.

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The Uncle was probably like... you know.. I'm gonna give this kid the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT OF HIS LIFE and bought him some stealth porn (they do sell this stuff) and gave it to the kid. Then the little moron immediately told his parents and the Uncle was like....

 

"I JUST BOUGHT HIM MADDEN 07 NOT PR0N!"... to cover his butt. I know I would.

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