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What Are You Gonna Be For Halloween?


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well I just got back from my g/f's and she hooked me up w/ a skirt

and a school girl top like brittany spears... Im about 2 go shave

my head into lines that look like corn rows (my hairs not long...

shaved it about a week ago).

probly pound on some make up and recite stuff like

"it's my hot body... I'll do what I want!"

"I roll with 12 gangs!"

and "o ya... well I digitally added jar jar binx into the original star wars...

what eva! what eva! I'll do what I want!"

 

what are you guys gonna be?

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one of my friends is a battered woman and she wanted me to be her abuser, so I went to the bar last night and they gave me a nice white trash hat... now i just have to get a stained wife beater and some cheap beer and i got the whole costume!!

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one of my friends is a battered woman and she wanted me to be her abuser, so I went to the bar last night and they gave me a nice white trash hat... now i just have to get a stained wife beater and some cheap beer and i got the whole costume!!

LOL...

You have to go around sayin

"What do ya tell a woman w/ 2 black eyes?

Nothin ya havn't told her twice already!"

heh

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I think that our costumes make her the beer b*tch by default, so I don't have to worry about getting my own beer... of course I'll have to work on the accent a little bit to get that true white trash appeal

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