Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
function8

see how u die...

Recommended Posts

snorting brown mustard mixed with Tobasco sauce up your nose with delivery via turkey baster.

LMAO.. I cant stop laughing.. your a sick man dude ! :shake:

 

Im begining to think this is not a good thread...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"A deranged lunatic splashes you in the face with a bucket full of hydrofluoric acid, immediately melting the flesh from your skull."

 

No worries man, HF doesn't melt your skin. It actually is soaked up and eats at your bones. Much slower. :)

 

As for me....

 

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

 

Doesn't sound too bad. *shrug*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Has anybody here ever watched the movie "Hellraiser" the very first one?

Yes...that guy being held by chains with hooks by all sides penetrating his skin everywhere and and at the end all the chains pulling out at the same time basically transforming the guy into ground beef...

that can only be described as my worst nightmare or worse way ever to die...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

 

Though i like my gf's better...

 

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest area51

"A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)."

 

Hmmm...that sucks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

this is what I got..

 

"While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel. "

 

:P I could have come up with better...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. "

 

wow that will suck.

"owned by the mob"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...