red930 Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 "An Ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint" LOL! wtf..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blick Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. From now on I must give better tips... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 "An Ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of pink latex paint" LOL! wtf..... hehe, fixed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadavermaker Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cronocrash Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly. Note to self: Avoid chiropractors at all costs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
red930 Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Boy did I get a boring one: "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix." That almost happened to me 2 years ago. I had to literally force the EMTs to take me to the hospital for the second time (they misdiagnosed me with food poisoning) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torch Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Take a refreshing bath in a River in India and see that zillions of Hookworms take a Bath in your refreshed Body Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyeagle Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 You down load the latest bios and start to overcloak your pc, only to find out that it turn your pc into a microwave and fried your brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neezer Posted May 3, 2006 Posted May 3, 2006 Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss. Not too pleasant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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