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An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.
From now on I must give better tips...

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While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

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[quote name='TheDeathPsychic']A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.[/quote]

Note to self: Avoid chiropractors at all costs.

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[quote name='njswift10141980']Boy did I get a boring one: "You die from complications of a ruptured appendix."[/quote]

That almost happened to me 2 years ago. I had to literally force the EMTs to take me to the hospital for the second time (they misdiagnosed me with food poisoning)

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Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.


Not too pleasant

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