Notice: Gravity Still Works in OCC Member's Lounge Posted November 2, 2005 Man what a rush, I was riding my bike where I always ride, thinking, man this is boring and it sure is win--oh what's this, a jarring sensation? Hey what's this big gray thing rushing at my face? Oh I know that feeling, it's the ground! so Where did I come from? Oh that way, the same direction that those handlebars are coming from, wait, how are those behind m--ow...nevermind, that doesnt matter, they hurt either way. I wonder if I can stand, yep...hey check it out, everything is fine! Well I'd best acknowledge the imaginary applause. Yeah, I'm king of the sidewalk!! Well I'd better head home, hey nice, the bike is fine... What's that buzzing? Oh hey my cell phone is ringing, I wonder who it is, oh wow...that screen is broken? No I didnt call you, okay, see ya later...ok where was I, oh, duct tape, there it is... Yep, took a corner a bit too sharp, big pedal contacted curb at 14mph or so, I kept going...inspected the ground, involuntarily donated some blood, broke the outer screen on my cell phone. Came home, lifed dog out of car when my mom got home, heard a RIIIP! Felt a draft...hey...my back pocket fell off...dangit, that's cold.