So A coworker is getting married in June, and what he really wants(needs) is money. So instead of getting him money, I want to get him the most horrendous gift ever, for laughs, which he can then return and have money. The problem is That I can't think of anything (or find good sites with a good return policy). They are registered at target, sears, and bed bath and beyond, so I was looking through those sites to find horrible gifts. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
OCC, with your powers combined, we are Captain Planet of Awful Gifts! Go Planet!