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  1. mine did that once been ok since tho :S it confused me and i got all my connecters in all 4 lol
  2. it just says windows needs the drivers strange but ill giv his a go
  3. i see but im after the ones that u use in dos if u know hat i mean the ones on a floppy thanks for the quick reply
  4. hi i was woundering do any of you know were i can get the windows vista beta2 drivers for s/ata hdd thanks -ben
  5. hi there i have looked round the fourms to find out how to overclock im still a little confused what whould i need to do to clock my ram and processer all my secs are in my sig thanks all ben :cat:
  6. hi there sorry if this post it in the wrong place but i got this psu http://www.xoxide.com/hiper-power-supply-black.html what do you think to it it is for my new rig thnaks Ben
  7. Excuses for playing DOOM EXCUSES What to tell your boss when: A) You are suspected of playing DOOM: 1) "Oh, that must have been my screensaver you saw!" 2) "Those files are my Database program. DOOM stands for Database Online Operational Management. Yeah, your right, 'WAD' is a pretty strange extension, isn't it?" 3) "Yeah, I've heard some strange noises around here too. Rodents in the HVAC ducts, maybe?" B) You are overheard playing DOOM: 1) "Growling? Oh, that was probably my stomach you heard; I worked straight through lunch today." 2) "Chainsaw? No, I don't have a chainsaw in here. Mrs. Smith said something about pruning the plants at the reception desk this morning, though; you might ask her." 3) "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking that loud. It was my wife on the phone, we're not getting along lately. Thorny Brown Bastard? Ha! It's a long story, she hates it when I call her that." C) You are caught red-handed playing DOOM: 1) "You know, this is a great screensaver but the damn thing keeps locking up or something and I can't get it to go off." 2) "It's the latest in CAD!" 3) "It's an assertiveness training program." 4) "It's supposed to be 'Barney's Jungle Adventure' - I just picked it up for the kid, you know; but it looks pretty warped to me." 5) "I don't know what the hell it is, it said Lotus on the disk. Maybe we got some bad interference on the Net or something." 6) "I hate to say this, but I'm pretty sure it's the 'KillingGlee' VGA virus. Don't know how I could have picked it up. Only way to get rid of it is to play it out." --------------------------------------------------------------- Addicted to the net You know you are addicted to the Internet when... You kiss your girlfriend's home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. And even your night dreams are in HTML. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple. Your dog has its own home page. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. You don't know the . of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask. Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 2.01or higher." You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP...because you never log off. The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
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