Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:09 AM
I found ONE great friend in recent years.. Because I beat him up at a bar over my girlfriend at the time (Starting to notice a trend here.. hmm). But seriously, this guy has been my one real friend in the last few years. Everybody else was just an aquiantance. I'm going to explain the story: Because it tells a lesson about letting things happen naturally, usually works out for the best.
It was weird, think of the biggest troll you ever met: Then put him in a "pretty boy's" body and give gim a bunch of money and make him a genetic drunk with perfect hair: He was the single most annoying, pussified prick I've ever met, but he was hilarious and fun as heck to hang out with. We spent days on end trolling people in real life and drinking like fish (This guy made me a pseudo alcoholic).
Oddly enough, the bar fight really was the reason we became best friends. Because 8 months later I met him outside the same bar again, and he was having the same issue with his girlfriend I had with him and mine. He showed me his hand (which was surgically reconstructed after our fight) and told me he needed a hand. I didn't exactly like him at that point, but some things you just don't let happen: SO I walked in the bar and pulled the same thing to the guy harassing his girlfriend.
Next thing you know, we were best friends. Driving drunk as heck down the highway (we don't drink and drive, we drink THEN drive), singing like two teenage girls in public, pretending to be gay even just to mess with peoples' heads.. We had no inhibitions, we were like crazy little teenage girls haha.
I've never had so much fun with a single person (except Christy, but girlfriend doesn't count). And he was the LAST person I ever expected to be best friends with. I didn't go looking for a friend, as a matter of fact I did the opposite in flipping on him like I did; But life went about it's business and found me the single best friend I have ever had: The one dude that could make me act like a childish a-hole and enjoy it (that was NEVER me, but with Rikk it's who I become lol.)
Christy always tells me she's going to kill him when we get married, because she knows how the bachelor party is gonna go down. And she knows no matter what I say, it'll be Rikk's chance to troll me and her both.. This guy is nuts, and I met him by chance because life thought I should.
Every friend I ever TRIED TO MAKE was a boring, stupid, or generally agitating moron: Or nothing more than an okay acquaintanceship.
The moral here:
Sometimes you don't have friends because the best one aint around yet. I don't know what kinda stick I had up my backside, but I've never in my life been able to have so much dumb fun with Rikk to hang with.
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