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Yeah, and I woke up to the phantom of the oatmeal.. There's about 100 cookies laying all over the kitchen and the couch on every single one of our cookie sheets, and my girlfriend doesn't remember baking them... Or drinking two gallons or orange juice..

 

Needless to say, I had a very unhealthy breakfast.

So you either have a girlfriend that sleep-cooks or you have a very odd intruder in your house. :P

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Honestly guys, you always manage to get a topic 120% sidetracked :typing:

 

Yeah, like my for sale thread. Twenty pages of cars and motorcycles lol.

 

And I don't eat breakfast. Never hungry in the morning.

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Lol, too bad there was no reply from the pretty woman. She'd probably ask why he didn't answer the question. :P

That's exactly what I thought :P I'm sure we can all picture what she looks like. A real stereotype blonde :)

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I also need to get a haircut soon. :lol:

 

bah, weak, i have decided not to get a haircut until not getting a haircut gets more annoying than getting one.

 

my hair is getting pretty damn long

 

as in down the front of my face its getting to my bottom lip, and my resolve still remains strong

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