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In the year 2013, a remarkable coincidence will take place----both Groundhog day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This rare happening has special meaning.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for insight into the future. The other involves a groundhog....

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Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

 

Answer:

 

They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

 

Edited by El_Capitan

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Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

 

Answer:

 

They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

 

 

haha

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Sorry to offend anyone but heard this one today and spit out my lunch. 

 

Why was the 1900's era sterotypical chinese man so happy to vote? 

 

 

It's er(l)ection day ! 

:lol: this makes me laugh more since the professor I'm doing research with has a "regit" chinese accent and I should totally have him say election day tomorrow

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