Muchoman1 Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) I hate whales you don't speak whale Dory! Edited February 22, 2012 by Muchoman1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas13013 Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 I hate whales Oh god, I laughed to hard at this. Granted I'm sleep deprived but something about the simplicity and bluntness of that statement just struck me as hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 You people are all missing the point...the chicken .gif I posted is funny, dammit!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Binky Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Oh god, I laughed to hard at this. Granted I'm sleep deprived but something about the simplicity and bluntness of that statement just struck me as hilarious. All it did was make me think of the south park episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 That south park episode reminded me to watch the star trek movie where they bring a whale back to the future to save earth. Touching...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedway Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Well, all I'm saying is that if we kill all the whales, then when the aliens come back to talk to them, we are dead! Has anyone seen Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home? Do you really want the future of earth to end because you don't care about how much the aliens love whales? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathmineral Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Well, all I saying is that if we kill all the whales, then when the aliens come back to talk to them, we are dead! Has anyone seen Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home? Do you really want the future of earth to end because you don't care about how much the aliens love whales? We can just eat the aliens too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedway Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 We can just eat the aliens too. Well...obviously you haven't seen the movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Capitan Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 I knew a guy that was afraid of whales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locutus Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 When they have entertainment jobs we already pay them in food, housing and medical care. Based on the average high profile entertainer, the only thing they are missing out on is _ex and drugs. Both of which can easily be fixed, although I think dolphin brothels brings up an entirely different set of issues. You don't think Shamu gets it on when he's not out parading around in front of tourists? That bastard has more babies than I'll ever have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjj226_Angel Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 I knew a guy that was afraid of whales. Than he is a cetaphobe. Honestly though it's the whale sharks that are kind of scary. They could swallow a diver whole and not even know what they have done. However, whale sharks are fish, not whales or sharks so cetaphobia does not apply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjj226_Angel Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 You don't think Shamu gets it on when he's not out parading around in front of tourists? That bastard has more babies than I'll ever have. That is because they are trying to repopulate an endangered species. If I went around committing mass genocide and wiped out 80% of the human race, I guarantee you, you too would be just as active as shamu in order to shore up the human race. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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