Want to meet the NSA?

[Onion]

Click this if you want the NSA at your door.

 

Right here.

 

Note, click at your own risk.  

Edited August 29, 2013 by Onion

[That_Guy]

I, umm, know that it's a joke, err... so since it's a joke, no need to press the button for me! hehe

[That_Guy]

Seriously, they won't actually come, will they? *nervous laugh*

[l1il]

I hope not, I have searched for some nasty things back in the past (****** + snake + screwdriver + ******* + four****).

Unless maybe the fact that I am in Canada I might instead see the RCMP coming in.

This is why if you gotta try it, use the neighbor's wifi instead.

[bishop245]

This is why if you gotta try it, use the neighbor's wifi instead.

 

Exactly

[IVIYTH0S]

(aka work internet)

[WarWeeny]

icognito mode on torr?

sure il click the link :3

[Waco]

icognito mode on torr?

sure il click the link :3

The NSA runs almost half of Torr. Just so ya know...

[Nerm]

Why do so many people think proxies are the end all be all of privacy security? 

[Psywar]

Why do so many people think proxies are the end all be all of privacy security? 

cuz it's the internetz. this is what we have learned from the internetz. Chrome Incognitio + PeerBlock + Proxiez + 0day = win!

But seriously this is what the internet tells us.

[WarWeeny]

 

icognito mode on torr?

sure il click the link :3

The NSA runs almost half of Torr. Just so ya know...

 

 

not my half 

[Andrewr05]

There's a red button that says:

"Summon the NSA"

 

Disclaimer:

By clicking this button your browser will do a google search for a list of known words that the NSA monitors.

 

These searches will summon the police and FBI to your house because, just like everyone living in America today, all of your digital transactions are being monitored.