damian Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Is it sad that i chose the lightsaber? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El_Capitan Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 I'd pick the lightsaber, too. You could free sex slaves with that thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWeeny Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) pokemon any time, i already have a sexslave that does what i command and its only fun for like 2 time a day if you are really desperate. a lightsaber is ''meh'' compaired to riding on a back of a chrizard exploring the world and pick up chicks along the way ofcourse. Edited March 22, 2013 by WarWeeny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrewr05 Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Pokemon require skill to use, you need to be able to properly command your Pokemon or else it will just rampage around, kill people and generally become a nuisance. Lightsabers, while completely awesome, also require much more skill than most people think. I'm pretty sure I'd have a problem not injuring myself with a 'normal' sword with just one face thats dangerous, let alone one where from every angle it cuts. And as far as sex slaves go I'd say they're overrated (obviousy not from personal experience but yeah...), if you have a girl/boy friend, FWB, wife/husband then you should have all the sex you need. What crazy sexual things does the average person think are out there, that you would even want to do, that the average person isn't already interested in? After all this though, I'd choose the lightsaber, but only after I trained in physical swodsmanship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheGamer11 Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Can I pick de lightsaber and force you to give me them all? :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ir_cow Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) dude the women is the best choice unless you want to use a pokemon rule the world ! edit: to be fair you should add a male sex slave because ive been told women like when men do not talk and do what women say . did i say this comment came from a feminist? Edited March 22, 2013 by hornybluecow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClayMeow Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Sex slave because it says she'd follow my every command and doesn't specify only sexual commands, meaning I could get her to cook and clean. Hell yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Pokemon require skill to use, you need to be able to properly command your Pokemon or else it will just rampage around, kill people and generally become a nuisance. Lightsabers, while completely awesome, also require much more skill than most people think. I'm pretty sure I'd have a problem not injuring myself with a 'normal' sword with just one face thats dangerous, let alone one where from every angle it cuts. And as far as sex slaves go I'd say they're overrated (obviousy not from personal experience but yeah...), if you have a girl/boy friend, FWB, wife/husband then you should have all the sex you need. What crazy sexual things does the average person think are out there, that you would even want to do, that the average person isn't already interested in? After all this though, I'd choose the lightsaber, but only after I trained in physical swodsmanship. leave it to Andrew to come up with such an insight thought process on this type of discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
confuzzedintelguy Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Why don't we just call her a slut?....Ill take the slut.....sluts are fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_Jim_* Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Pokemon require skill to use, you need to be able to properly command your Pokemon or else it will just rampage around, kill people and generally become a nuisance. Lightsabers, while completely awesome, also require much more skill than most people think. I'm pretty sure I'd have a problem not injuring myself with a 'normal' sword with just one face thats dangerous, let alone one where from every angle it cuts. And as far as sex slaves go I'd say they're overrated (obviousy not from personal experience but yeah...), if you have a girl/boy friend, FWB, wife/husband then you should have all the sex you need. What crazy sexual things does the average person think are out there, that you would even want to do, that the average person isn't already interested in? After all this though, I'd choose the lightsaber, but only after I trained in physical swodsmanship. Building on your comments: You also have to feed a Pokemon and if you do anything fun with it, you know a group like PETA will get after you. Sex slaves are illegal so one call to the cops and they will get after you. Lightsabers are copyrighted and trademarked but I don't know if they are patented, being a fictional device. That means that with a lightsaber I could disassemble it, learn how it works, patent the technology, and get rich just from licensing it, so I wouldn't have to care about it when Lucasfilm lawyers get after me about something. Lightsaber, all the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fogel Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Isn't there one option for "All the above". At least its there on all the multiple choice tests I gotta take. If I had to pick one and one can't be the one option of all the above than I agree with Clay. I would take the live in maid that wouldn't argue with me. While that option sounds degrading to women I would assume females have the choice of a male sex slave so if they wanted a live in man maid that mowed the lawn without complaints that would be ok too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWeeny Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 And as far as sex slaves go I'd say they're overrated (obviousy not from personal experience but yeah...), if you have a working hand then you should have all the sex you need. fixed ;P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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