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Never Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, True or Internet Story... Who Cares... |
 Nov 3 2009, 12:06 PM
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Not sure if this is completely true or not, but it's pretty funny just the same
 AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 01:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone . numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and o ne to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Alex P.S. Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society! -------------------- CPU: Intel Q6600 Core 2 Quad w/Thermalright Ultra 120 Extreme w/ Scythe S-Flex G series 1900rpm
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Nov 3 2009, 12:21 PM
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lol funny
Doubt its true though. -------------------- Intel Xeon X3360 @2.83GHZ
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Nov 3 2009, 12:24 PM
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 "Well at least I have a butt hole." - Unknown Posts: 1,238 Joined: 17-March 05 From: Michigan Member No.: 15,649 |
nice
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Nov 3 2009, 12:27 PM
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Geek Posts: 601 Joined: 27-May 08 Member No.: 32,581 |
QUOTE (fire_storm @ Nov 3 2009, 02:21 PM)  lol funny Doubt its true though. I agree... The threats on the prez are what made it too over the top. The secret service wouldn't care who's phone it was made from, but rather the person making the threats... If that part would have been left out, I can see the rest easily happening, and well deserved -------------------- CPU: Intel Q6600 Core 2 Quad w/Thermalright Ultra 120 Extreme w/ Scythe S-Flex G series 1900rpm
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Nov 3 2009, 12:40 PM
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 .:!!MEAT!!:. Posts: 1,604 Joined: 15-December 04 From: West London, UK Member No.: 14,164 |
Very funny, but OTT after the FBI.
Even the car thing (key the pimp mobile) is pretty stupid. When the guy comes ack, hes not gonna be like "who keyed my car? oh, this guy who conveniently left his wallet". --------------------  -----------------------------------------------------||Main||----------------||Vista Enterprise 64-bit||--------------------------------- ||C2Q Q9550 @ 3.4 + TRUE Black||4GB Corsair Dominator|| ASUS P5Q-E||Corsair HX520|| ||ASUS ENGTX285 1GB ||ASUS Xonar D2||SpinPoint F1 32MB 750GB ||DVR-216D || Card Reader|| ||Benq FP241W||LG L1710B||Logitech Z-5500||Logitech G15||Logitech G5||Logitech UltraVision|| -----------------------------------------------------||Second||----------------||Vista Enterprise 32-bit||-------------------------------------- ||C2D E6850 + Si-128||2GB OCZ SLi||eVGA 680i||Gainward GTS250||WD Caviar SE 250GB||PC P&C 610W ESP12 SLI|| -----------------------------------------------------||Server||-----------------||Server 2008 Enterprise 64-bit||------------------------------ ||C2Q Q6600||8GB OCZ Reaper||Intel DP35DP ||2x Seagte 80GB RAID 0 OS||3x Hitachi 500GB RAID 5 Data||PC P&C 610W ESP12 SLI|| -------------------------------------------------------||IRL||--------------------||XP Pro 32-bit / 7 Beta 64-bit||--------------------------------- ||AMD FX-57||2GB Crucail BallistiX||MSI k8N Neo2 Plat.||Saphire X1950Pro 512 AGP||Seagate 160GB||OCZ ModXstream 400W|| |
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Nov 3 2009, 01:01 PM
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 Krieg1337 Posts: 1,375 Joined: 19-November 08 Member No.: 64,935 |
QUOTE (xPETEZx @ Nov 3 2009, 04:40 PM) Very funny, but OTT after the FBI. Even the car thing (key the pimp mobile) is pretty stupid. When the guy comes ack, hes not gonna be like "who keyed my car? oh, this guy who conveniently left his wallet". Humans aren't perfect. Could have slipped out. -------------------- Gaming Computer Case: Coolermaster Stacker 810
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Nov 3 2009, 01:05 PM
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haha that was awesome
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Nov 4 2009, 09:27 AM
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 Member Posts: 267 Joined: 28-November 07 From: Orlando, FL Member No.: 28,519 |
funny..yes...true, no way
 Of course it could be some truth that was exaggerated a bit.
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Nov 5 2009, 02:52 PM
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Probably not enirely true but, it should be!
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Nov 5 2009, 02:55 PM
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 Day of the Testicle Posts: 7,303 Joined: 10-June 04 From: Liverpool, UK Member No.: 10,582 |
Probably just written to get attention across the Internet on forums or something.
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Nov 9 2009, 10:35 PM
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New Member Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 4-November 09 Member No.: 69,372 |
Hahaha cracked me up...
xPETEZx check your inbox mate got a question for you |
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